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wolverinewolfweiselpigeon · 06-17-2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01

I said something pretty stupid. I called a Jewish girl a Nazi for not selling me cigarettes.

Yeah I have a kid at my job who calls me a "Hippy-Nazi" all the time.

**Piss Me Off** · 06-17-2008, 05:05 PM

My Bro: Corr Blimey.
Me: (cockney accent) Blimey guvnor!!
Bro: Hey, i'm not English!!

Loser · 06-17-2008, 06:56 PM

I had to explain who Jimi Hendrix was

ttam · 06-17-2008, 10:24 PM

It was dark.. rainy... and a car was tailgating me! I didn't realize it was a cop - so i changed lanes to the slow lane... he followed.. I changed back to the fast lane... he followed... I changed again back to slow lane in hopes the car would pass... He followed and pulled me over... I asked the cop why I was getting pulled over and he said "excessive lane changes"??? WTF!

wolverinewolfweiselpigeon · 06-17-2008, 11:48 PM

OT- I got pulled over once because the cop thought I was drunk. I wasn't. I'm just a horrible driver.

SlayeReyalS · 07-03-2008, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ttam

It was dark.. rainy... and a car was tailgating me! I didn't realize it was a cop - so i changed lanes to the slow lane... he followed.. I changed back to the fast lane... he followed... I changed again back to slow lane in hopes the car would pass... He followed and pulled me over... I asked the cop why I was getting pulled over and he said "excessive lane changes"??? WTF!

that's hilarious that you signed up here just to tell us that. and that's pretty damn funny.

SlayeReyalS · 07-03-2008, 10:43 PM

I came back here because i remembered somebody who would say the absolute most unintelligent things we've ever heard.

ok so we're doing a stupid group thing where we have to list the most useful things to have with you if you were lost on the moon. there was a bunch of weird tools on the list and we had to list in order which ones would be the most important things to have with you.

now this stupid girl keeps saying "we need matches as number one. because that's what you'd need to cook food."
Me: you can't light matches on the moon.
Her: why not?
Me: because you need oxygen to make fire.
Her: so?
Me: there is no oxygen on the moon. you cant light your matches.
Her: oh, ok..... well then we should put flares as number one.

only like a minute after that dreadful conversation, she gets to the bottled water.

Her: oh, next we need bottled water, you need water to survive.
Me: how the hell would you drink it?
Her: You just open up your helmet a little bit and stick your mouth up to it.
Me: You would implode.
Her: Just open it a little little bit, so nothing happens.

She's the type of person who would say something like "You know what? They should invent a camera, that can be used as a phone!"

FaSho · 07-08-2008, 07:31 PM

some stupid kid on the bus: "you know what KKK stands for? Krispy Kreme!"

lucifer_sam · 07-08-2008, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SlayeReyalS

only like a minute after that dreadful conversation, she gets to the bottled water.

Her: oh, next we need bottled water, you need water to survive.
Me: how the hell would you drink it?
Her: You just open up your helmet a little bit and stick your mouth up to it.
Me: You would implode.
Her: Just open it a little little bit, so nothing happens.

Actually, as soon as you open the bottle it would explode. The equilibrium pressure for water vapor is severely under the little bit that liquid water needs not to evaporate. The contents would spontaneously evaporate, blowing the bottle to pieces.

But yes, you would EXplode too.

Demonoid · 07-10-2008, 03:26 PM

One of my friends-
"China is the biggest city"...he was serious about it.

I had to explain to my friends(not very long ago) who Jimi Hendrix and The Beatles were and before you even know it, they are back listening to linkin park and nickelback the very next day.(They are all nice ppl...just that this part alone sux

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06-17-2008, 06:56 PM
Loser The Professor Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: New York City Posts: 1,120	I had to explain who Jimi Hendrix was __________________ "It's just so fuckin' weird. You write about this shit, and you're suddenly the spokesman for a fuckin' generation,...... Any generation that would pick Kurt or me as its spokesman -- that must be a pretty fucked up generation, don't you think?"

06-17-2008, 10:24 PM
ttam Groupie Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1	!!! It was dark.. rainy... and a car was tailgating me! I didn't realize it was a cop - so i changed lanes to the slow lane... he followed.. I changed back to the fast lane... he followed... I changed again back to slow lane in hopes the car would pass... He followed and pulled me over... I asked the cop why I was getting pulled over and he said "excessive lane changes"??? WTF!

06-17-2008, 11:48 PM
wolverinewolfweiselpigeon Keeper of the Juice Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: North Bay Area Posts: 496	OT- I got pulled over once because the cop thought I was drunk. I wasn't. I'm just a horrible driver. __________________ "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

07-03-2008, 10:43 PM
SlayeReyalS Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 376	I came back here because i remembered somebody who would say the absolute most unintelligent things we've ever heard. ok so we're doing a stupid group thing where we have to list the most useful things to have with you if you were lost on the moon. there was a bunch of weird tools on the list and we had to list in order which ones would be the most important things to have with you. now this stupid girl keeps saying "we need matches as number one. because that's what you'd need to cook food." Me: you can't light matches on the moon. Her: why not? Me: because you need oxygen to make fire. Her: so? Me: there is no oxygen on the moon. you cant light your matches. Her: oh, ok..... well then we should put flares as number one. only like a minute after that dreadful conversation, she gets to the bottled water. Her: oh, next we need bottled water, you need water to survive. Me: how the hell would you drink it? Her: You just open up your helmet a little bit and stick your mouth up to it. Me: You would implode. Her: Just open it a little little bit, so nothing happens. She's the type of person who would say something like "You know what? They should invent a camera, that can be used as a phone!"

07-10-2008, 03:26 PM
Demonoid Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 551	One of my friends- "China is the biggest city"...he was serious about it. I had to explain to my friends(not very long ago) who Jimi Hendrix and The Beatles were and before you even know it, they are back listening to linkin park and nickelback the very next day.(They are all nice ppl...just that this part alone sux )