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Old 07-27-2008, 08:39 PM  
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"Napoleon was Russian right?"

I was instantly unattracted to him.
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Old 07-28-2008, 06:01 AM  
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She also thought Johnny Cash was still around and that he was a recent artist... both of these startling revelations came within a minute of each other, so I lead her on to believe that they were both in the same band.
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Old 07-28-2008, 02:58 PM  
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^ With frontman, Billy Shakespeare.
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Old 07-28-2008, 03:09 PM  
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That's nothing..
Once my friend's phone went off in the middle of class and her ringtone was Imagine.. and after she got her phone taken away by the teacher I said to her "John Lennon is ruining your life," and the kid next to me asked "Who's John Lennon?" Turned out like 3 people around us had no idea who The Beatles were.

Sad times.
A guy in my class didn't know George Harrison. Sad times too.
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Old 07-28-2008, 04:35 PM  
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But I guess every class has one idiot!

Lol. Mine has four.


The other day my friend said he was acting Michael Jackson in a play, and my sister goes, "Michael Jackson...? The basketball guy?" It was embarrassing. -_-
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Old 07-29-2008, 09:40 AM  
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'Bruce Lee, isn't that the one from the price is right?'
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Old 07-29-2008, 03:51 PM  
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As I am newly moved to California, my co-workers are fascinated by my tales of Wyoming. So last night this kid asks me:
"Do you guys have bread in Wyoming?"
I said, "Yes..."
He replies, "Really? I though it only grew by the coast."

I have also been asked if there is grass, TV's, iPod's, trees, music, internet, and tomatos.
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Old 09-10-2008, 12:38 AM  
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Tonight at work a lady asked me what size of wall mount she needed for her 37'' TV. I told her to get one that would fit a 37'' TV.
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Old 09-10-2008, 01:09 AM  
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You must be popular with the customers...
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Old 09-10-2008, 05:30 AM  
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a person in a previous years history class
a week before final exam on chinese revolution asked my history teacher
"im going to be honest....i have no idea who Mao is"

how can you miss that?
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