Stupid (quotes, Bell, Ching, Hang)

SlayeReyalS · 10-29-2008, 02:39 AM

bump for more stories =P

Fruitonica · 10-29-2008, 03:18 AM

A classic one from my sis, just out of the blue, "Hey, which would be easier to destroy. A person or a house?"

WendyCal · 10-29-2008, 04:13 AM

My lil'cuz about my cockatiel: How do you brush his tooth?

My son, wanting a holster: i need a gun pocket!

Approx 297 people, asking about the monkey: What does it eat?
Me: Purina Monkey Chow
Them: ROFL Purina doesn't make Monkey Chow!
(Yeah, they really do!)

i go to the office products dept at WalMart, shopping for a multi-machine, talk to this Worker for about 5 mins, trying to explain, give up, let her go, figure it out for myself.
30 mins later, i'm standing in line, and she walks up to me and says: Don't i know you from somewhere?

Bulldog · 10-29-2008, 04:31 AM

I remember what some idiot asked my ex when he was trying to chat her up;

Random geezer: 'Where you from?'
Ex: 'Essex'
Random geezer: 'That's in Canada right?'

Another gem I saw on the Weakest Link many many moons ago;

'Where are the Netherlands?'
'Somewhere in the Phillipenes?

sweet_nothing · 10-29-2008, 11:38 PM

Genius #1: What's the difference between east and west?

Regarding the our failing economy
Genius #2: This is so stupid why dont they just print out more money?

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN · 10-29-2008, 11:45 PM

someone asked me who gandhi was once

she thought he was a musician

FireInCairo · 10-30-2008, 12:18 AM

A guy in my history class ( we're doing revolutions - Russia and China)
asked a couple of weeks back - exam is a couple of weeks from now.
"Whos Mao?"

at a party last year ( I was drunk which makes it a bit better)
I remarked to my friend, "hey, your clock is wrong"
She said "NO its a weather clock"
I said "How does it work? It looks just like a regular clock?"
then i realised

im an idiot

dac · 10-30-2008, 12:21 AM

A friend of mine once said "No one's not everyone mentally handicapped as you."

Janszoon · 10-30-2008, 12:42 AM

During the final review before finals in my college astronomy course a woman in my class asked the professor, "So... wait... are you saying the Sun is a star?"

Also, on the first day of this same class a different woman revealed that she didn't know the difference between astronomy and astrology.

What can I say, I went to art school.

Kevorkian Logic · 10-30-2008, 03:23 PM

"Is pharaohs spelled with an 'F'"

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10-29-2008, 02:39 AM
SlayeReyalS Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 376	bump for more stories =P

10-29-2008, 03:18 AM
Fruitonica Pale and Wan Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Aus Posts: 292	A classic one from my sis, just out of the blue, "Hey, which would be easier to destroy. A person or a house?"

10-29-2008, 04:13 AM
WendyCal Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 265	My lil'cuz about my cockatiel: How do you brush his tooth? My son, wanting a holster: i need a gun pocket! Approx 297 people, asking about the monkey: What does it eat? Me: Purina Monkey Chow Them: ROFL Purina doesn't make Monkey Chow! (Yeah, they really do!) i go to the office products dept at WalMart, shopping for a multi-machine, talk to this Worker for about 5 mins, trying to explain, give up, let her go, figure it out for myself. 30 mins later, i'm standing in line, and she walks up to me and says: Don't i know you from somewhere?

10-29-2008, 04:31 AM
Bulldog Young Ned Of the Hill Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bolton Posts: 554	I remember what some idiot asked my ex when he was trying to chat her up; Random geezer: 'Where you from?' Ex: 'Essex' Random geezer: 'That's in Canada right?' Another gem I saw on the Weakest Link many many moons ago; 'Where are the Netherlands?' 'Somewhere in the Phillipenes? __________________ LastFM Last edited by Bulldog : 10-29-2008 at 04:40 AM.

10-29-2008, 11:45 PM
CAPTAIN CAVEMAN your still life Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,769	someone asked me who gandhi was once she thought he was a musician __________________

10-30-2008, 12:18 AM
FireInCairo Q: Are we not men? Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne Posts: 885	A guy in my history class ( we're doing revolutions - Russia and China) asked a couple of weeks back - exam is a couple of weeks from now. "Whos Mao?" at a party last year ( I was drunk which makes it a bit better) I remarked to my friend, "hey, your clock is wrong" She said "NO its a weather clock" I said "How does it work? It looks just like a regular clock?" then i realised im an idiot __________________ I don't care that converse all stars are made by nike in sweatshops, what could be more punk than that? Meredith on men: They are but simple creatures who frolic in the summer then, come winter time, simply play snooker in japanese silk. http://www.last.fm/user/TommyAbildgaard

10-30-2008, 12:42 AM
Janszoon get back to work Join Date: May 2007 Location: San Jose, California Posts: 1,512	During the final review before finals in my college astronomy course a woman in my class asked the professor, "So... wait... are you saying the Sun is a star?" Also, on the first day of this same class a different woman revealed that she didn't know the difference between astronomy and astrology. What can I say, I went to art school.

10-30-2008, 03:23 PM
Kevorkian Logic pikajew Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,028	"Is pharaohs spelled with an 'F'" __________________ I was thinking about death and all. About seeing how you're gonna die. I mean, on one hand, if dying was all you thought about, it could kind of screw you up. But it could kind of help you, couldn't it? Because you'd know that everything else you can survive.