Stupid (quotes, Bell, Ching, Hang)

kthedrummer · 11-10-2008, 02:43 PM

About 10 years ago I was scoring some stuff from some dip**** one night and you know how you have to kind of hang around and talk with them so they can make sure you are cool and he was really overweight and dumb and he told me he had this hot girlfriend who was "1/2 black, 1/2 Mexican, and 1/2 Puerto Rican." I just said "cool."

Anteater · 11-10-2008, 03:37 PM

loose_lips_sink_ships · 12-28-2008, 03:22 PM

Faggots like this make me want to bash my head into a wall.

"Oh my God.
The version of Simple Plan is much better."

qouted from Turtles "Happy Together" video on youtube.

Meph1986 · 12-28-2008, 05:12 PM

In my Criminal and Civil Law course in high school.

*teacher says something about an ostrich (don't remember what)*
Girl: What's an ostrich?
*class laughs and teacher tells her what an ostrich is*

*teacher says something about e-mails*
*same girl raises hand*
Teacher: Don't tell me you don't know what an e-mail is.
*girl actually cries*

dreadnaught · 12-29-2008, 04:38 PM

being amish is probably hard enough for her..

loose_lips_sink_ships · 12-29-2008, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreadnaught

hard enough for her..

That's what she said.

Terrible Lizard · 12-30-2008, 12:40 AM

I was in the lunch room, it's crowded so my friends and I are sitting with a couple of blondes.....so I'm discussing Barack Obama winning the election with my pal Brian, when one of the blondes says "I don't like Obama." She was a empty log no doubt, but I had to ask anyway "Why, because he's black?" and I'm not joking this was her reply, "Well, I'm not racist or anything, but yeah y'know what if he decides to make Muslim legal."
I stared at her for a few moments then...."You stupid ****."

empty cup · 01-04-2009, 03:34 PM

a coworker once asked me, "What country is England in?"

before i could stammer a response, she added, "Is it in France?"

no, no, it's not in France

"Where is it, then? Is it in Germany?"

no, no, it's not in Germany

she then decided to call another coworker

"Is England in France of Germany?"

a long pause

"He doesn't know either!"

lucifer_sam · 01-04-2009, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by empty cup

a coworker once asked me, "What country is England in?"

before i could stammer a response, she added, "Is it in France?"

no, no, it's not in France

"Where is it, then? Is it in Germany?"

no, no, it's not in Germany

she then decided to call another coworker

"Is England in France of Germany?"

a long pause

"He doesn't know either!"

lol

England isn't an autonomous country. It's part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

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