Stupid (quotes, Bell, Ching, Hang)

deepestgrey · 02-20-2005, 12:12 PM

I live in this small german town and there are still people here that deny that the holocaust ever happened. Which is actually more depressing than it is stupid.

Then there's the girl I happened to over hear one day. Some guys were talking about strip clubs they wanted to go to (even though they were only 14-15) and upon listing one this dumb blonde yells out "OH! That's the one my sister works at!! I can get you in sometime!"...so young, so dumb.

jesus · 02-20-2005, 12:41 PM

my friend was listening to the casualties and talking to this stupid person on the phone. Here is their conversation:
friend: I love this song!
idiot: what song?
friend: *tells her song*
idiot: oh, I don't really like that song
friend: I love Meggers!
idiot: Oh, I don't really like that song either
friend: Meggers is the drummer....

Stu · 02-20-2005, 03:30 PM

argh, nigel doesnt like his chair being taken, we do get some shakes of the head.

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 02-21-2005, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by franscar

Friend of mine has a phone which has a small flashing green light on the top, and while we were out at the pub one night his sister looked at the little light for a while and said:

"does that light tell a deaf person if the phone is ringing?"

*Hurts self trying not to laugh*
Ha, I only just read that...

Anarchy doll · 02-21-2005, 08:46 PM

2 things..."wow, your name? So you were named after Eminem's daughter right?"
and also...."what do you think a blind person dreams of?"

blackTshirt · 02-22-2005, 01:54 AM

^ c'mon...the last one's horrible!!

.angie. · 02-22-2005, 08:16 PM

like last week we were talking about Treasure Island (because we are reading it in English class) and we were talking about how the main character Jim wrote the story or whatever. and i asked the teacher why Stevenson was the author when Jim wrote the book, my friends laughed at me. although it was a rather stupid question.

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 02-23-2005, 01:01 PM

Today, in science...

"How would you try and steal a snowman, like? Wouldnt it, just , like... Melt kinda?"

This is the same girl Ive been quoting for this entire thread.. Hehe shes an endless source of amusement

Stu · 02-23-2005, 01:35 PM

theres a couple:
"whats a holocaust?"
"Q. wheres the lake district? A. Somalia"
"is new zealand bigger than Australia?"

spearmint · 02-23-2005, 03:23 PM

I had "My finger isn't broken it's fractured" bearing in mind they mean the same thing it's pretty stupid

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02-20-2005, 12:12 PM
deepestgrey Groupie Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: texas Posts: 24	I live in this small german town and there are still people here that deny that the holocaust ever happened. Which is actually more depressing than it is stupid. Then there's the girl I happened to over hear one day. Some guys were talking about strip clubs they wanted to go to (even though they were only 14-15) and upon listing one this dumb blonde yells out "OH! That's the one my sister works at!! I can get you in sometime!"...so young, so dumb. __________________ the new war will get you it will not protect you.

02-20-2005, 03:30 PM
Stu Call me Stu Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 3,381	argh, nigel doesnt like his chair being taken, we do get some shakes of the head. __________________ Im just a man Who is learning how to fall

02-21-2005, 08:46 PM
Anarchy doll punk rock mommy Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in my mind Posts: 666	2 things..."wow, your name? So you were named after Eminem's daughter right?" and also...."what do you think a blind person dreams of?"

02-22-2005, 01:54 AM
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 886	^ c'mon...the last one's horrible!! __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

02-22-2005, 08:16 PM
.angie. contrast&compare. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 684	like last week we were talking about Treasure Island (because we are reading it in English class) and we were talking about how the main character Jim wrote the story or whatever. and i asked the teacher why Stevenson was the author when Jim wrote the book, my friends laughed at me. although it was a rather stupid question.

02-23-2005, 01:01 PM
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,591	Today, in science... "How would you try and steal a snowman, like? Wouldnt it, just , like... Melt kinda?" This is the same girl Ive been quoting for this entire thread.. Hehe shes an endless source of amusement __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

02-23-2005, 01:35 PM
Stu Call me Stu Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 3,381	theres a couple: "whats a holocaust?" "Q. wheres the lake district? A. Somalia" "is new zealand bigger than Australia?" __________________ Im just a man Who is learning how to fall

02-23-2005, 03:23 PM
spearmint Everything's eventual Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Norwich, england Posts: 180	I had "My finger isn't broken it's fractured" bearing in mind they mean the same thing it's pretty stupid __________________ Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for sega