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02-25-2005, 12:18 PM
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The Erroneous Hoodlum
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: West Side Phoenix
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Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future? Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ? If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it? If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? |
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02-25-2005, 01:27 PM
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punk rock mommy
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: in my mind
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Those are all very good points......had a good laugh....made my day!
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02-27-2005, 04:25 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: cornwailles, angleterre.
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03-24-2005, 02:39 AM
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Be Jealous
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
Posts: 10,673
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When working at a shop I was asked for free range vegetarian bacon
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03-27-2005, 01:50 AM
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Music Addict
Join Date: Feb 2005
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this thread is the best thing ever.
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05-29-2005, 01:48 PM
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Modern Drummer
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 963
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Something I Overheard
Ok...so I was sitting in a movie theatre last night and in the front row there is this girl with a group of friends. On the screen comes this advertisment that showed a bunch of classic rock band t-shirts. The Girl says to a friend sitting next to her "OOoOOo I so like want to get a Rolling Stones shirt"....I saw this hot guy wearing a Pink Floyd shirt one time"
Really Sad...
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05-29-2005, 01:59 PM
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Back In Black
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Inside Every Lyric Of Young Spunk
Posts: 527
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this boy alex at work asked our manager
"ur do wee doooo aplication forms..." "...alex what the **** are you on about?" "do we sell em? application forms?" "..................." |
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05-29-2005, 02:05 PM
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Dirt McGirt 08'
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Through the looking glass
Posts: 1,695
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Waiting on tables at a restaurant:
Woman:What kind of dressings do you have? Me: We have ranch, bleu cheese, thousand....(someone spills bustray full of dishes) Woman: I'm sorry a thousand what? Me: a thousand ****roaches pureed with lemon juice (well I did'nt say that)
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06-01-2005, 02:13 AM
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Bright F*cking Red
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: San Diego
Posts: 2,171
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a girl that was in the group i was on a trip with was handing me the thursday cd i had the driver put on because everyone else had been playing crappy pop and i had a headache.
girl: "heres tuesday" me: "its thursday" (that got me laughing) girl: "oh well sorry, i dont listen to heavy metal" tommyrocker, what does your title "misfit back petitionary" mean.
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How'd I end up here to begin with? I don't know. Why do I start what I can't finish? Oh please, don't barrage me with questions to all those ugly answers. My ego's like my stomach- it keeps shitting what I feed it. But maybe I don't want to finish anything anymore.. maybe I can wait in bed 'til she comes home. and whispers.... Quote:
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06-01-2005, 08:57 AM
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Something That You're Not
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Cold And All Alone
Posts: 479
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Here is one:
(Driving in a car in the USA): "Wow, that semi-truck says England on it. How did they get it over here? Drive it?" (Later on after more thought): "Isan't there some road that you can drive from England to the US? I heard about it in school. Wasn't it the Golden Gate bridge?" There are so many stupid things I have seen and heard. I can't remember any more right now. I'll post them when they come back...
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