Unexplainable things you do or have done

**nonsubmissivewife** · 12-19-2010, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by downwardspiral

we went to a festival earlier in the year and i was watching snoop dogg and this girl came up to me and said my hair was great, and she had curly hair also and i said hers was great and then i just put my face against her head and started chewing her hair! and then she looked at me with a blank expression and then started chewing mine, i loved it but i can't believe she was as odd as me.

This is awesome.

downwardspiral · 12-19-2010, 04:57 PM

omg kayleigh, your absinthe thing reminds me, we have a bar here called bar cava and it's a tequila bar and they sell all kinds of mad flavours like baked bean and chilli and every time i go there i get a baked bean one even though every time i have one i chunder everywhere D: i have literally no clue why i keep repeating it

GuitarBizarre · 12-19-2010, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by downwardspiral

omg kayleigh, your absinthe thing reminds me, we have a bar here called bar cava and it's a tequila bar and they sell all kinds of mad flavours like baked bean and chilli and every time i go there i get a baked bean one even though every time i have one i chunder everywhere D: i have literally no clue why i keep repeating it

I've been there! Its awesome! They have a pepper flavoured tequila where if you order one they make you take a step back from the bar to drink it!

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FETCHER. · 12-19-2010, 05:08 PM

@scouseeee.

haha that reminds me of one time i drank ribena and it went down the wrong way, so i was sick out my car window and down the side of my car, classy.

bonesaw-orchestra · 12-19-2010, 10:37 PM

kayleigh. your's are hilarious.

When I'm with my little brother and we're somewhere public, like a store or mall or on a bus, we start talking about the most obscene topics we can think of. It's funny to make total strangers turn around or avoid us. I do this with all of my brothers. People think we're royally ****ed up. It's fun, and it also means if we're on a long bus ride, we get our own seats.

Every time I walk past a fire alarm I have to literally walk on the other side of the hall because I know one of these days I'll give in and pull it.

**Vanilla** · 12-19-2010, 11:06 PM

When I was little I was famous for doing strange things for no reason.

- walked into the sea with school shoes on
- through a girls full can of coke in the bin
- stood on a guitar
- cut the wire of headphones with scissors
- singing alone in the church

ThoseDazeGone · 12-20-2010, 12:37 AM

Took off Running full speed after my first kiss
threw a magazine in the toilet thile duecing and tried to flush
Sold my mic at a garage sale for $4
Sat next to Rihanna at the paris airport and didn't say anything funny
Cut off just 1 of my dreadlocks

noise · 12-20-2010, 04:03 AM

when at home, i spout nonsense very, very frequently. it usually comes in the form of "i am a..."

this week i've been stuck on "i am a wooden bear", "i am a blue moose" and "i am a termite". classics include "i am a sailboat", "i am a dinosaur" and "i am a peanut".

other times, my nonsense is more freeform. things like "i have seventeen arms" or "i am made out of lemon jello"

occasionally, i take it a step further and sing nonsensical little songs.

the word that crops up most in my nonsense is "moose".

my wife is very tolerant.

zachsd · 12-21-2010, 04:28 AM

When I can't go to sleep late at night (like 2:00-3:00 am) I drive around looking for stores that are open and try to make small talk with the employees.

DoctorSoft · 12-21-2010, 11:41 PM

Whenever I go to a Value Village(big chain warehouse type store for second hand stuff) with friends we always have to either:

A: Put on basketball jerseys, shorts, runners, take a basketball and start playing until we get kicked out.

B: Just dress up like idiots and rollerblade around doing tricks and knocking the shopper's items out of their hands until we get kicked out.

12-19-2010, 04:57 PM	#12 (permalink)
downwardspiral Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 729	omg kayleigh, your absinthe thing reminds me, we have a bar here called bar cava and it's a tequila bar and they sell all kinds of mad flavours like baked bean and chilli and every time i go there i get a baked bean one even though every time i have one i chunder everywhere D: i have literally no clue why i keep repeating it __________________ You're walking through my heart once more don't forget to close the door

12-19-2010, 11:06 PM	#16 (permalink)
Vanilla Haus of Gaga Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 4,768	When I was little I was famous for doing strange things for no reason. - walked into the sea with school shoes on - through a girls full can of coke in the bin - stood on a guitar - cut the wire of headphones with scissors - singing alone in the church __________________ My Poetry My Lady Gaga Blog Last.FM Blog Tumblr

12-20-2010, 12:37 AM	#17 (permalink)
ThoseDazeGone Groupie Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Right now, Tallahassee Florida Posts: 2	Things Took off Running full speed after my first kiss threw a magazine in the toilet thile duecing and tried to flush Sold my mic at a garage sale for $4 Sat next to Rihanna at the paris airport and didn't say anything funny Cut off just 1 of my dreadlocks __________________ But you'll never find the body!!!

12-20-2010, 04:03 AM	#18 (permalink)
noise thirsty ears Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Boulder Posts: 741	when at home, i spout nonsense very, very frequently. it usually comes in the form of "i am a..." this week i've been stuck on "i am a wooden bear", "i am a blue moose" and "i am a termite". classics include "i am a sailboat", "i am a dinosaur" and "i am a peanut". other times, my nonsense is more freeform. things like "i have seventeen arms" or "i am made out of lemon jello" occasionally, i take it a step further and sing nonsensical little songs. the word that crops up most in my nonsense is "moose". my wife is very tolerant. __________________ my flac collection

12-21-2010, 04:28 AM	#19 (permalink)
zachsd Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 347	When I can't go to sleep late at night (like 2:00-3:00 am) I drive around looking for stores that are open and try to make small talk with the employees. __________________ lastfm rym

12-19-2010, 10:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
bonesaw-orchestra Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 64	kayleigh. your's are hilarious. When I'm with my little brother and we're somewhere public, like a store or mall or on a bus, we start talking about the most obscene topics we can think of. It's funny to make total strangers turn around or avoid us. I do this with all of my brothers. People think we're royally ****ed up. It's fun, and it also means if we're on a long bus ride, we get our own seats. Every time I walk past a fire alarm I have to literally walk on the other side of the hall because I know one of these days I'll give in and pull it.

12-21-2010, 11:41 PM	#20 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,336	Whenever I go to a Value Village(big chain warehouse type store for second hand stuff) with friends we always have to either: A: Put on basketball jerseys, shorts, runners, take a basketball and start playing until we get kicked out. B: Just dress up like idiots and rollerblade around doing tricks and knocking the shopper's items out of their hands until we get kicked out.

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