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Old 04-22-2018, 05:06 PM   #3941 (permalink)
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It's when you both fuck while standing on your heads.
Both sexual partners weigh over 300 lbs.
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Old 04-22-2018, 05:15 PM   #3942 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2018, 05:18 PM   #3943 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2018, 08:12 PM   #3944 (permalink)
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Both sexual partners weigh over 300 lbs.
95% Church.
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I almost bought something like that. They're called Class B RVs. They cost 3x as much as what I bought and you get 1/3rd the space.

Class B ($100K)


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Old 04-22-2018, 08:48 PM   #3947 (permalink)
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I almost bought something like that. They're called Class B RVs. They cost 3x as much as what I bought and you get 1/3rd the space.

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My Rig ($32K)
I priced those things before and was like dafuq?

Buy a used van. Cut a small hole in the side for an extension cord. Get a marine battery. Throw a sofa in the back. ****. I mean if you’re going to go that small all you’re gonna wanna do is sleep and read in the ****er.

You’d have to cook and **** outside and buy ice but whatever. You can cook 4 days worth of food on one bag of charcoal.

Plus, get a goddamn tent.

One time I was tent camping at commercial campground. I rented a site for RVs since they didn’t have tent sites. I had my car and a tent and the bitch from the check in came by and said there was an extra charge for the tent! I argued that pitching a tent on a campsite isn’t something you expect to pay extra for and she said some people put like 8 people on one campsite. I was like do I look like 8 people? I ended up not having to pay.
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I mean if you’re going to go that small all you’re gonna wanna do is sleep and read in the ****er.
If you have to sit on your toilet in order to take a shower...... and pay $100K to do it? Dafuq is right.
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Panoramic view from my seat on the couch. A bit cluttered still, but I'm sorting it out. And yes, I asked the guitar for permission.

The thing sitting on the dining table is the soundbar part of the 2.1 system I use for my guitar. The sub is tucked away under the table.

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