Corny joke (quote, artist, 2003)

dog · 04-14-2005, 05:21 AM

lol satchmo

Anarchy doll · 04-15-2005, 04:41 PM

What was the first thing that Jesus said when they removed the nails from his hands to take him down off the cross?

The feet! The feet!

Ensemble · 04-15-2005, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .angie.

something to the effect of: if you are paddling your canoe in a dessert and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

-five because ice cream cones dont have bones.. ah, my friends are crazy

I've heard "Why are monkeys blue? 'Cause ice cream has know bones!"

SwitchFootRocks! · 04-16-2005, 05:48 PM

OK this isnt a joke but a riddle....

Imagin you in a boat with a leak in it. (yes you are in water, the middle of an ocean) there are sharks circeling around you. (you dont want to dye) How do you get out alive?? (there is a way)

.angie. · 04-16-2005, 06:34 PM

well whats the answer damn it

Anarchy doll · 04-16-2005, 09:08 PM

I would say, plug the hole and keep goin'....but it can't be that easy....

blackTshirt · 04-17-2005, 01:24 AM

you don't want to dye your hair or to die in the ocean? i'm confused...

blackTshirt · 04-17-2005, 01:25 AM

and the answer: put the sharks in the boat and you scare them while being in the water. it does make sense if you think about it....

ok it doesn't...

SwitchFootRocks! · 04-17-2005, 10:37 AM

the answer is so simple

Trauma · 04-17-2005, 11:29 AM

Act like a shark?

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04-14-2005, 05:21 AM
dog this bird has flown Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: paris,texas Posts: 848	lol satchmo __________________ formerly ledzeppelinrulz.

04-15-2005, 04:41 PM
Anarchy doll punk rock mommy Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in my mind Posts: 673	What was the first thing that Jesus said when they removed the nails from his hands to take him down off the cross? The feet! The feet! __________________ give me convenience or give me death...

04-16-2005, 05:48 PM
SwitchFootRocks! insanely insane Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: In a room with padded walls, (florida, USA) Posts: 37	OK this isnt a joke but a riddle.... Imagin you in a boat with a leak in it. (yes you are in water, the middle of an ocean) there are sharks circeling around you. (you dont want to dye) How do you get out alive?? (there is a way) __________________ Batteries not included! Why do we kill people who kill people to show that klling people is wrong? (unless its George Bush, then its fine!)

04-16-2005, 06:34 PM
.angie. contrast&compare. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 689	well whats the answer damn it __________________ Jesus Christ, I'm alone again, so what did you do those three days you were dead?

04-16-2005, 09:08 PM
Anarchy doll punk rock mommy Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in my mind Posts: 673	I would say, plug the hole and keep goin'....but it can't be that easy.... __________________ give me convenience or give me death...

04-17-2005, 01:24 AM
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 897	you don't want to dye your hair or to die in the ocean? i'm confused... __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

04-17-2005, 01:25 AM
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 897	and the answer: put the sharks in the boat and you scare them while being in the water. it does make sense if you think about it.... ok it doesn't... __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

04-17-2005, 10:37 AM
SwitchFootRocks! insanely insane Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: In a room with padded walls, (florida, USA) Posts: 37	the answer is so simple __________________ Batteries not included! Why do we kill people who kill people to show that klling people is wrong? (unless its George Bush, then its fine!)