Corny joke (quote, artist, 2003)

Tommyrocker · 06-11-2005, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyluckrules

I get it, i just don't think it's funny. But it's not her fault.Ever.

explain it, EXPLAIN.

SATCHMO · 06-11-2005, 02:17 PM

Please.

ladyluckrules · 06-11-2005, 02:18 PM

Right.The disease myxomatosis in rabbits is caused by a virus.The virus is a type of pox virus which grows best in the skin of rabbits. Death occurs within twelve days. The chef guy is making the rabbit toasties,he has lots of different toasties, therefore when the rabbit dies the chef says it's beacuse he mix-a-my-toasties, this is meant to imply myxomatosis. Done.

dirt mcgirt · 06-11-2005, 09:03 PM

yo, what tha first question at a chav quiz evenin?

whatyoulookinatcvnt?

HasBeenCorrected · 06-12-2005, 01:01 AM

Reporter: So how has working with the super generator your entire life affected you?
Scientist: Well, I have lost alot of electrons.
Reporter: Are you sure?
Scienttis: I'M POSITIVE!

LOL!

KingJen · 06-12-2005, 12:40 PM

Thank you Ladyluck for explaining my joke. I thought it funny anyway...

jen xx

davidMC1982 · 06-15-2005, 01:07 PM

People in the UK should get this one.

Why did the Essex girl get fired from the sperm bank? She was caught drinking on the job.

And a story type one:

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her underwear and used them to clean herself and discarded them.

The second, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my underwear..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other, "We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her underwear..."

The other one responded, "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her behind that read, "We will never forget you."

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06-11-2005, 02:17 PM
SATCHMO Dirt McGirt 08' Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Through the looking glass Posts: 1,685	Please. __________________ We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.....and the machine is bleeding to death

06-11-2005, 02:18 PM
ladyluckrules D: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: England Posts: 517	Right.The disease myxomatosis in rabbits is caused by a virus.The virus is a type of pox virus which grows best in the skin of rabbits. Death occurs within twelve days. The chef guy is making the rabbit toasties,he has lots of different toasties, therefore when the rabbit dies the chef says it's beacuse he mix-a-my-toasties, this is meant to imply myxomatosis. Done. __________________ AHOY SAILOR

06-11-2005, 09:03 PM
dirt mcgirt lift ya skirt Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: brooklyn zoo, what? Posts: 189	yo, what tha first question at a chav quiz evenin? whatyoulookinatcvnt?

06-12-2005, 01:01 AM
HasBeenCorrected Some Guy Join Date: May 2005 Location: Up your ass. Posts: 7	Reporter: So how has working with the super generator your entire life affected you? Scientist: Well, I have lost alot of electrons. Reporter: Are you sure? Scienttis: I'M POSITIVE! LOL! __________________ So we agree to the terms?... Yeah. Okay... we'll send over the prisoner once your part of the deal is up... Get on with it Grif... I would just like to admit... that I suck... And?... And that I'm a girl... What else? And I like ribbons in my hair... and I want to kiss all the boys... This might be the greatest surrender of all time. So let go Mmm, jump in Oh well whatcha waiting for It's alright 'Cuz there's beauty In the breakdown

06-12-2005, 12:40 PM
KingJen Cute as a Button Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Eek... Posts: 33	Thank you Ladyluck for explaining my joke. I thought it funny anyway... jen xx __________________ ...Brush the cobwebs from the sky...

06-15-2005, 01:07 PM
davidMC1982 Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sussex, UK Posts: 77	People in the UK should get this one. Why did the Essex girl get fired from the sperm bank? She was caught drinking on the job. And a story type one: Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her underwear and used them to clean herself and discarded them. The second, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my underwear..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself. The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other, "We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her underwear..." The other one responded, "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her behind that read, "We will never forget you."