Hilarious Sex Stories (quote)

IMATOOL · 05-06-2005, 11:49 AM

The first time can be awkward

but I can also be down right hilarious.

Anyone have a really funny story of how they lost their virginity? Or any other scandalous stories?

dirt mcgirt · 05-06-2005, 11:56 AM

yo son, one night i got all blazed out an hella drunk an ended up pissin tha bed when my girl was in it. it was tight yo, i was like "check that sh*t out son, see if thats pee" then tha bitch got down an smelled that sh*t an i was like "aww sh*t girl, u jus stuck your nose in my piss, son" "i knew it was piss all along, look at tha stain on tha boxorz biiatch"

IMATOOL · 05-06-2005, 12:00 PM

HAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA! Dude that is fuucked up, but damm funny.

dog · 05-07-2005, 08:52 AM

ey is that you in your pic IMATOOL?

05-07-2005, 09:02 AM

dirt... once again you have brought tears to my eyes.. i am privileged to know you...

IamAlejo · 05-07-2005, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirt mcgirt

yo son, one night i got all blazed out an hella drunk an ended up pissin tha bed when my girl was in it. it was tight yo, i was like "check that sh*t out son, see if thats pee" then tha bitch got down an smelled that sh*t an i was like "aww sh*t girl, u jus stuck your nose in my piss, son" "i knew it was piss all along, look at tha stain on tha boxorz biiatch"

Greatest. Story. Ever.

SaTaNsChIlD666 · 05-07-2005, 10:39 AM

i seriously think that he tops the list

IMATOOL · 05-11-2005, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ledzeppelinrulz

ey is that you in your pic IMATOOL?

nope all my pics of myself are too big but im posted in the Member Gallery check me out

IMATOOL · 05-11-2005, 12:14 PM

hey Dirt got anymore stories?

KingJen · 05-11-2005, 12:25 PM

no one can top that dirt. *wipes away the tears of laughter*

jen xx

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05-06-2005, 11:49 AM
IMATOOL Dr.StrangeLove Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 151	Hilarious Sex Stories The first time can be awkward but I can also be down right hilarious. Anyone have a really funny story of how they lost their virginity? Or any other scandalous stories? __________________ I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious. Things like.... "** yourself, kill yourself, you piece of ." People tell me what to say, what to think , and what to play. I say... "Yeah well, go yourself, you piece of **. Why don't you go kill yourself?" Just kidding.

05-06-2005, 11:56 AM
dirt mcgirt lift ya skirt Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: brooklyn zoo, what? Posts: 189	yo son, one night i got all blazed out an hella drunk an ended up pissin tha bed when my girl was in it. it was tight yo, i was like "check that sht out son, see if thats pee" then tha bitch got down an smelled that sht an i was like "aww sh*t girl, u jus stuck your nose in my piss, son" "i knew it was piss all along, look at tha stain on tha boxorz biiatch"

05-06-2005, 12:00 PM
IMATOOL Dr.StrangeLove Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 151	HAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA! Dude that is fuucked up, but damm funny. __________________ I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious. Things like.... "** yourself, kill yourself, you piece of ." People tell me what to say, what to think , and what to play. I say... "Yeah well, go yourself, you piece of **. Why don't you go kill yourself?" Just kidding.

05-07-2005, 08:52 AM
dog this bird has flown Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: paris,texas Posts: 852	ey is that you in your pic IMATOOL? __________________ formerly ledzeppelinrulz.

05-07-2005, 09:02 AM
pastor of muppets Posts: n/a	dirt... once again you have brought tears to my eyes.. i am privileged to know you...

05-07-2005, 10:39 AM
SaTaNsChIlD666 IM COMING FOR YOU! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: bottomless pit of self mutilation Posts: 284	i seriously think that he tops the list __________________ I'm a monster so don't walk my way. I'll drag you down & suck you dry. Don't laugh at my jokes- the punchline is murder. Don't enjoy my touch, every caress hides a chokehold. I'm only happy when I've ruined everything I see. Believe everything you've ever heard about me- suck it up. I will not lie about what I have done, I will not lie about what I will do to you, the sweat of my exertion is pure poison, I'm hell..---Lamb of God

05-11-2005, 12:14 PM
IMATOOL Dr.StrangeLove Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 151	hey Dirt got anymore stories? __________________ I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious. Things like.... "** yourself, kill yourself, you piece of ." People tell me what to say, what to think , and what to play. I say... "Yeah well, go yourself, you piece of **. Why don't you go kill yourself?" Just kidding.

05-11-2005, 12:25 PM
KingJen Cute as a Button Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Eek... Posts: 33	no one can top that dirt. wipes away the tears of laughter jen xx __________________ ...Brush the cobwebs from the sky...