favorite lines from a movie (The Police, American, quote, history)

oojay · 05-10-2005, 11:47 AM

15 bucks, little man, put that $hit, in my hand, if that money doesnt go you owe me owe me owe.

punk-4-life · 05-10-2005, 01:46 PM

i can see down your shirt JOE DIRT

blackTshirt · 05-10-2005, 03:03 PM

"just like winnie the pooh"
or " f*ck f*ck f*ck mother mother f*ck mother mother f*ck f*ck mother f*ck mother f*ck"
or "Remember, folks... stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended."

there are so many in jay and silent bob strike back!!!

or in "scary movie" doofy masturbating with the vacum cleaner: "i said don't disturb me when i'm cleaning my room"

or in austin powers ones:
austin powers while climbing a ladder and looking up seeing dr evil's nuts: " You know Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts"

hehe

adidasss · 05-10-2005, 03:14 PM

"sometimes there's so much beauty in this world, that i feel like i just can't take it..." kevin spacey - american beauty

Soundgardener · 05-10-2005, 03:42 PM

"Smoke all your want, your gonna get hit by a bus."
- Scary Movie 3

Here's one for oojay:

Samir: "No, not again. I..... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I'll just kick this piece of Shit out the window."

Michael Bolton: "You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed."

Samir: "Piece of Shit."

- Office Space

There's so many awesome quotes from that movie, but I'm just gonna post two...

Drew: "I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh."

HasBeenCorrected · 05-10-2005, 06:16 PM

Ace Ventura WNC: "You're offer is not unlike your large intestin... stinky, and full of danger."

Zoolander: ''I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!"

The REALLY old Batman movie: The conversation where they are trying to deduce who made the "shark" bite his leg... high-lare-ee-us.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Anything from that movie.

RedVsBlue (even though it's not a movie): "They can't see me... because I can't see them..." "That's because you're facing the rock..." "OHH..."

.angie. · 05-10-2005, 06:50 PM

'he'll call me, and he'll call me, and he'll call me. i'll go. i'll go, i'll go. if i dont go, he'll make me feel guilty.. I'LL GO! then cameron jumps out of his car all frustrated and almost falls over..

(all this when cameron is sick and he doesnt wanna go anywhere.) FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF!

adidasss · 05-10-2005, 07:42 PM

Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet sh*it! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET sh*it on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fu*cking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys sh*it. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fu*cking business, that's why!

[after Butch saves Marsellus from rapists]
Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fu*ckin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFU*CKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfu*cker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fu*ck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fu*ck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fu*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[Ezekiel 25:17 among others]
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullsh*it in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fu*ck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fu*ckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fu*ckin' red. It could blow.
Jules: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?
Vincent: I could blow.
Jules: Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfu*cker, motherfu*cker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fu*ck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfu*cker should be on brain detail. We're fu*ckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull.

beat that motherfu*cker!!

.angie. · 05-10-2005, 07:47 PM

^yes. yes you did overdo it just a tad.

adidasss · 05-10-2005, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .angie.

^yes. yes you did overdo it just a tad.

well i couldn't sleep ( it's 4 am here ) so...

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05-10-2005, 01:46 PM
punk-4-life FUC K THE GOVERNMENT Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 221	i can see down your shirt JOE DIRT __________________ dont put up with the sh!t the government hands you stand up throw that sh!t in their face and say fuck you

05-10-2005, 03:03 PM
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 897	"just like winnie the pooh" or " fck fck fck mother mother fck mother mother fck fck mother fck mother fck" or "Remember, folks... stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended." there are so many in jay and silent bob strike back!!! or in "scary movie" doofy masturbating with the vacum cleaner: "i said don't disturb me when i'm cleaning my room" or in austin powers ones: austin powers while climbing a ladder and looking up seeing dr evil's nuts: " You know Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts" hehe __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

05-10-2005, 03:14 PM
adidasss deadbeat Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Croatia Posts: 4,675	"sometimes there's so much beauty in this world, that i feel like i just can't take it..." kevin spacey - american beauty __________________

05-10-2005, 06:16 PM
HasBeenCorrected Some Guy Join Date: May 2005 Location: Up your ass. Posts: 7	Ace Ventura WNC: "You're offer is not unlike your large intestin... stinky, and full of danger." Zoolander: ''I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!" The REALLY old Batman movie: The conversation where they are trying to deduce who made the "shark" bite his leg... high-lare-ee-us. Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Anything from that movie. RedVsBlue (even though it's not a movie): "They can't see me... because I can't see them..." "That's because you're facing the rock..." "OHH..." __________________ So we agree to the terms?... Yeah. Okay... we'll send over the prisoner once your part of the deal is up... Get on with it Grif... I would just like to admit... that I suck... And?... And that I'm a girl... What else? And I like ribbons in my hair... and I want to kiss all the boys... This might be the greatest surrender of all time. So let go Mmm, jump in Oh well whatcha waiting for It's alright 'Cuz there's beauty In the breakdown

05-10-2005, 06:50 PM
.angie. contrast&compare. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 689	'he'll call me, and he'll call me, and he'll call me. i'll go. i'll go, i'll go. if i dont go, he'll make me feel guilty.. I'LL GO! then cameron jumps out of his car all frustrated and almost falls over.. (all this when cameron is sick and he doesnt wanna go anywhere.) FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF! __________________ Jesus Christ, I'm alone again, so what did you do those three days you were dead?

05-10-2005, 07:42 PM
adidasss deadbeat Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Croatia Posts: 4,675	Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good. Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this? Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules. Jules: [pause] What? Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys shit. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage. Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that... Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Jules: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why! [after Butch saves Marsellus from rapists] Butch: You okay? Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay. Butch: What now? Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. Butch: I meant what now between me and you? Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more. Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country you from? Brett: What? Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT? Brett: Yes! Jules: Then you know what I'm saying! Brett: Yes! Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What, I-? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: No! Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't. Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. [Ezekiel 25:17 among others] Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee Mia: Don't you hate that? Vincent: What? Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable? Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question. Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence. Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuckin' red. It could blow. Jules: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow? Vincent: I could blow. Jules: Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull. beat that motherfu*cker!! __________________

05-10-2005, 07:47 PM
.angie. contrast&compare. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 689	^yes. yes you did overdo it just a tad. __________________ Jesus Christ, I'm alone again, so what did you do those three days you were dead?