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blackTshirt · 05-13-2005, 02:01 AM

i don't remember the exact words, but it was in shrek 2 when donkey had to hit puss in boots to help shrek get rid of him. and donkey hits shrek in the balls: "did i get him?"
and shrek, in pain: "yeah, you got them!"

or

[Shrek enters the tournament]
Lord Farquaad: What's that? It's hideous.
Shrek: Well, that's not very nice.
[looks at Donkey]
Shrek: It's just a donkey.

Puppets at the Information Center: [singing] / Welcome to Duloc / Such a perfect town / Here we have some rules / Let us lay them down / Don't make waves / Stay in line / And we'll get along fine / Duloc is a perfect place / Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes / Wipe your... FACE. / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is a perfect... place.
Donkey: Wow. Let's do that again.

heheh

or in "finding nemo" at the end when they all get out and end up in a plastic bag in the water. they're all like "woohooo... yay!!" and then....silence...
"now what?"

punk-4-life · 05-13-2005, 09:04 AM

dude wheres my car wheres your car dude-thata movies only funny when stoned

adidasss · 05-13-2005, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackTshirt

i don't remember the exact words, but it was in shrek 2 when donkey had to hit puss in boots to help shrek get rid of him. and donkey hits shrek in the balls: "did i get him?"
and shrek, in pain: "yeah, you got them!"

or

[Shrek enters the tournament]
Lord Farquaad: What's that? It's hideous.
Shrek: Well, that's not very nice.
[looks at Donkey]
Shrek: It's just a donkey.

Puppets at the Information Center: [singing] / Welcome to Duloc / Such a perfect town / Here we have some rules / Let us lay them down / Don't make waves / Stay in line / And we'll get along fine / Duloc is a perfect place / Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes / Wipe your... FACE. / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is a perfect... place.
Donkey: Wow. Let's do that again.

heheh

or in "finding nemo" at the end when they all get out and end up in a plastic bag in the water. they're all like "woohooo... yay!!" and then....silence...
"now what?"

hehehe....funny...i love cartoons....

ashatteredhope · 05-13-2005, 10:24 AM

its morphin time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also from spies like us: "what was that?"
"yep. its a ****fer"
"whats a ****fer"
"for peein'!"

also: "sorry im late, i had to attend the reading of a will. i stayed to the end to find out i recieved nothing...i broke my arm."

Sweet Jane · 05-13-2005, 12:13 PM

High Fidelity: "What came first, the music or the misery?"

"DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR DAUGHTER!?! THERE'S NO WAY SHE LIKES THAT SONG!"

Almost Famous: "And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends."

American Beauty: "Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here"

"Never underestimate the power of denial."

"Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her."

Taxi Driver: "Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk."

Cab Dispatcher: Why do you want to drive a cab?
Travis Bickle: I can't sleep at nights.
Cab Dispatcher: There's porno theaters for that.

Trainspotting:

Tommy: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: It's ****E being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ****ing Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete *******s. It's a ****e state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any ****ing difference!

blackTshirt · 05-14-2005, 02:44 AM

or in "the animal" :
"don't you remember the animals?!"
(remembering the animals) "nooo...?"

or in "school of rock":
"Mrs ..., you're the man!" "thank you, .."
or "Sell my guitars? Would you tell Piccasso to sell his guitars? "
there are many many more

05-15-2005, 01:16 AM

^ good movie

ummm.. not another teen movie

"hi im the token black guy, i say things like 'damn' '****' and ' that is wack' "

i could reel off hundreds but im too tired

blackTshirt · 05-15-2005, 02:58 AM

yeah i know!! and the albino girl singing "i need some pigment" or something like that

05-15-2005, 03:03 AM

lol rockin movie

AprilMay · 05-15-2005, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xEmochicKx

Oh Napoleon Dynamite funniest!
"Well we chat every day so i guess you could say the relationship is getting pretty serious..but I Was a little T-Oed that she hasn't sent any full body shots.."
or
"Napoleon I think you just ripped off my mole!"
or
"Yeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
Haha that just kills me

That is by far one of the funiest films I have seen in recent times. It makes a change from thoses generic teen movies. They are some awsome quotes.

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05-13-2005, 02:01 AM
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 897	i don't remember the exact words, but it was in shrek 2 when donkey had to hit puss in boots to help shrek get rid of him. and donkey hits shrek in the balls: "did i get him?" and shrek, in pain: "yeah, you got them!" or [Shrek enters the tournament] Lord Farquaad: What's that? It's hideous. Shrek: Well, that's not very nice. [looks at Donkey] Shrek: It's just a donkey. Puppets at the Information Center: [singing] / Welcome to Duloc / Such a perfect town / Here we have some rules / Let us lay them down / Don't make waves / Stay in line / And we'll get along fine / Duloc is a perfect place / Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes / Wipe your... FACE. / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is a perfect... place. Donkey: Wow. Let's do that again. heheh or in "finding nemo" at the end when they all get out and end up in a plastic bag in the water. they're all like "woohooo... yay!!" and then....silence... "now what?" __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

05-13-2005, 09:04 AM
punk-4-life FUC K THE GOVERNMENT Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 221	dude wheres my car wheres your car dude-thata movies only funny when stoned __________________ dont put up with the sh!t the government hands you stand up throw that sh!t in their face and say fuck you

05-13-2005, 10:24 AM
ashatteredhope Music Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: inside a joke Posts: 44	its morphin time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also from spies like us: "what was that?" "yep. its a **fer" "whats a **fer" "for peein'!" also: "sorry im late, i had to attend the reading of a will. i stayed to the end to find out i recieved nothing...i broke my arm." __________________ i would like to say good bye and thanks for the music love you have shown me.

05-13-2005, 12:13 PM
Sweet Jane Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 517	High Fidelity: "What came first, the music or the misery?" "DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR DAUGHTER!?! THERE'S NO WAY SHE LIKES THAT SONG!" Almost Famous: "And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends." American Beauty: "Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here" "Never underestimate the power of denial." "Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her." Taxi Driver: "Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk." Cab Dispatcher: Why do you want to drive a cab? Travis Bickle: I can't sleep at nights. Cab Dispatcher: There's porno theaters for that. Trainspotting: Tommy: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish? Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: It's **E being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ing Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete ***s. It's a e state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any **ing difference! __________________ Calvin: "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" Hobbes: "I'm not sure that man needs the help."

05-14-2005, 02:44 AM
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 897	or in "the animal" : "don't you remember the animals?!" (remembering the animals) "nooo...?" or in "school of rock": "Mrs ..., you're the man!" "thank you, .." or "Sell my guitars? Would you tell Piccasso to sell his guitars? " there are many many more __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

05-15-2005, 01:16 AM
pastor of muppets Posts: n/a	^ good movie ummm.. not another teen movie "hi im the token black guy, i say things like 'damn' '****' and ' that is wack' " i could reel off hundreds but im too tired

05-15-2005, 02:58 AM
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 897	yeah i know!! and the albino girl singing "i need some pigment" or something like that __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

05-15-2005, 03:03 AM
pastor of muppets Posts: n/a	lol rockin movie