What is your astrology sign?
 

What is your astrology sign?

I'm a libra, but I never read my horoscope cause its bs

I'm a libra, and I often read my horoscope cause it's hilarious :p:

Why can't I vote for anal beads?

My birthday is May 21st and some charts say that I'm Taurus while others say that I'm Gemini. Not that I really care, I'm not that into astrology anyways. But I wish I could just be ONE, lol.

I'm a Leo, and I remember some girl asking me what my sign was, and after I told her, of course she said that it made sense and that I acted like a Leo. Next time somebody asks me I'm telling them that I'm a Scorpio, and when they say, "Oh, you totally act like a Scorpio!" I can be all like, "Yeah, I'm actually a Leo, you tool." Trick ass mofos.

dude you are such a ****ing leo.

Why don't we have any believers guess?

Sagittarius, but I have no Sagittarian qualities whatsoever.

Also fuck astrology

Done. :D

I'm Cancer. I have read a couple of books about it. I'm on the cusp of Cancer and it has a very accurate descriptions of my personality. I generally don't follow it but still find it interesting even if it's potentially fake.