Most embarassing moment[s] (house, punk, member, quote, Ching)

adidasss · 07-01-2005, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkness

In school i was looking at a girl that i liked and then suddenly there's this bulgy thing in my pants. I opened my zippers and checked what it was thinking it was some sort of pen cap. Then i realized it was my penis and then everyone was laughing at me....

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

It was my 21st birthday and very wasted, my so called mates tied me to a lamp post and dropped my jeans to my ankles... in city centre Manchester on a very busy Saturday...very cold November night... stark bollock naked...and left me there.
The Police were very understanding.
Oh, and some girls passing took photographs.

JESUS CHRIST!!

blackTshirt · 07-02-2005, 12:53 AM

i won't laugh i won't laugh i won't laugh

MAN THAT'S F*CKED UP

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 07-02-2005, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss

JESUS CHRIST!!

you can say that again...

adidasss · 07-02-2005, 01:53 AM

jesus Christ!!

blackTshirt · 07-02-2005, 02:01 AM

you forgot the capitals.......

do it again

07-02-2005, 04:50 AM

JESUS CHRIST!!

blackTshirt · 07-03-2005, 12:57 AM

i tried to steal a hanky the other day but it failed....... DAMNIT

Imonlydancing · 07-03-2005, 04:10 AM

Dang!
Darkness and right-track, your moments are classic.

**right-track** · 07-03-2005, 08:16 AM

All time classic moment has to go to my mate - caught by a stunned window cleaner while he pleasured himself with the old 5 knuckle shuffle in his bedroom.

**sleepy jack** · 10-12-2005, 08:22 PM

I was bored and scrolling through threads...

imagines your mom walking in on you furiously masterbating..

now reverse the rolls

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07-02-2005, 12:53 AM
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 897	i won't laugh i won't laugh i won't laugh MAN THAT'S F*CKED UP __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

07-02-2005, 01:53 AM
adidasss deadbeat Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Croatia Posts: 4,619	jesus Christ!! __________________

07-02-2005, 02:01 AM
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 897	you forgot the capitals....... do it again __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

07-02-2005, 04:50 AM
pastor of muppets Posts: n/a	JESUS CHRIST!!

07-03-2005, 12:57 AM
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 897	i tried to steal a hanky the other day but it failed....... DAMNIT __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

07-03-2005, 04:10 AM
Imonlydancing raaaaaaa Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bedford Posts: 975	Dang! Darkness and right-track, your moments are classic.

07-03-2005, 08:16 AM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,291	All time classic moment has to go to my mate - caught by a stunned window cleaner while he pleasured himself with the old 5 knuckle shuffle in his bedroom. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

10-12-2005, 08:22 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,373	I was bored and scrolling through threads... imagines your mom walking in on you furiously masterbating.. now reverse the rolls __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.