Most embarassing moment[s] (house, punk, member, quote, Ching)

deadkennediespunk · 10-13-2005, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk

I was bored and scrolling through threads...

imagines your mom walking in on you furiously masterbating..

thats happend to a friend of mine

2ToneRudeGirl · 10-13-2005, 08:45 PM

Not too long ago.. i came into my moms room and i was sitting on her bed and she was like on the computer or something.. and i see this shiney purple thing on her dresser so i was like hey whats that! so not knowing what it was i picked it up...

and to my dismay.. it was indeed a vibrator.

SO FUkKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!! she knew what had just happened too... i just left the room lol. I wasnt really embarrassed.. just absolutley disgusted.

Sometime later... my 2 sisters come laughing to me telling me what they found vibrating under Mommy's mattress

xEmochicKx · 10-13-2005, 08:59 PM

Omg i would be so disturbed,like id probably move out for a few days

EDGE · 10-14-2005, 04:05 PM

I've found my mom's.
She doesn't know though.
Thank heavens.

**sleepy jack** · 10-14-2005, 08:36 PM

I borrowed my moms.

Lying inbetween my girlfriend and my bestfriend and going to sleep with my arms around my girlfriend and waking up with my arms around my best friend *whos a guy*

Darkness · 10-15-2005, 01:28 PM

It's been a while since i came to MusicBanter. Anyways my second most embarrasing moment is when i was at a restaurant and i saw this guy that look like my dad. I kicked his ball sack because i play around a lot with my dad and everything. So then when he looks back at me, HE WAS NOT MY DAD! I just ran away into the car scared and everything lol.

EDGE · 10-15-2005, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkness

It's been a while since i came to MusicBanter. Anyways my second most embarrasing moment is when i was at a restaurant and i saw this guy that look like my dad. I kicked his ball sack because i play around a lot with my dad and everything. So then when he looks back at me, HE WAS NOT MY DAD! I just ran away into the car scared and everything lol.

seen any scary movies lately, you little bugger?

**right-track** · 10-15-2005, 04:10 PM

If my wife ever sees this she will kill me (if I suddenly stop posting you'll know why).

My Wife's Most Embarressing Moment.

We were on holiday sunbathing on the beach. I was reading the paper, while my wife was snoozing, chilling and taking in the rays.
When this skinny dog came up and started rooting through a plastic bag my wife had.
To my horror the dog produced a used tampon (put there by my wife for convienience) and began shaking said tampon by the string in full view of fellow sunbathers.
I tried to warn her by shouting her name but then thought it better she did'nt know.
However, my wife insisted on what it was I wanted, all the while unaware of the dog playing happily behind her and the increasing amusement of our fellow holiday makers.

When she finally realised what had happened, she threw a bottle of water over me and bollocked me all the way back to our hotel.

Like it was all my fault

EDGE · 10-15-2005, 06:50 PM

adidasss · 10-15-2005, 08:39 PM

i think i'll do this chronologically:

1. when i was an oltarboy, and there was this big event ( i don't know the english word for it, it's one of the sacraments ), the archbishop does it, i was assigned to hold his cap, a very importaint duty, i was a rather skinny and weak boy, i had to stand throughout the ceremony, halfway through it, i passed out, infront of 500 of my villagers, not only that, but after they took me to a room, and i recovered, i went to hold his cap again, 5 minutes later i almost passed out again and my sister came from the crowd to the oltair and dragged me outside the church for some fresh air....i was forever scarred from the experience

2. back in highschool, we went for a weekend excursion to a place in Istra ( a province in croatia ), at night in the hotel i was so drunk i didn't notice that i had a holes in my socks, i went into the hall, drunk, to mess arround with my friends, only to have one of them say out loud that i had a hole in my socks....i was mortified....

3. my middle sister's best friend came to our apartment one day, i opened the door and saw her looking distrought, and said " god, you look like shit" in those exact words, to have her reply " how would you look if you just came from your best friends funeral" ...i could have died right there and then

4. when i went to a club back in highschool with my highschool firends, i wound up so drunk i actually puked in a corner of the club whilst all of my firends ( and god knows who else ) watched, i never went back to that club again

5. one of my sisters firends ( older than me ) came to the apartment one day and said to my sister that she likes me, my sister told me and others, then the girl came to the couch where i was sitting and smoothly tried to get close to me, i went to sit on the other part of the couch, the girl backed away and then 5 minutes later asked me to come play cards with her and the others, i said no, she asked me again, so did the others,obviously trying to fix me up with her, i said no again ( clueless that she was interested )....everyone sniggered and afterwards my sisters and their friends laughed at me

6. at my sister's best firends marriage, one of her friends asked me to dance ( after i warned her specifically not to do so because i hate to dance to wedding music ), i said no, she persisted infornt of the whole table filled with my friends, i said no again and again whilst the others were looking at me in disbelief, that was one of the roodest things i have ever done and have regreted it, but i would have rather been sawed in half then danced to wedding music )

now you know why i'm still single....in fact, i wonder how i'm still sane...

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10-13-2005, 08:45 PM
2ToneRudeGirl Speed Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: South Houston Posts: 44	Not too long ago.. i came into my moms room and i was sitting on her bed and she was like on the computer or something.. and i see this shiney purple thing on her dresser so i was like hey whats that! so not knowing what it was i picked it up... and to my dismay.. it was indeed a vibrator. SO FUkKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!! she knew what had just happened too... i just left the room lol. I wasnt really embarrassed.. just absolutley disgusted. Sometime later... my 2 sisters come laughing to me telling me what they found vibrating under Mommy's mattress __________________ You must be the change you want to see in the world. .+:.:Mahatma Gandhi:.:+.

10-13-2005, 08:59 PM
xEmochicKx Circus of the Stars Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 91	Omg i would be so disturbed,like id probably move out for a few days __________________ *You Cannot Rape the Willing.*

10-14-2005, 04:05 PM
EDGE onnee loooveee Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Leominster, Massachuetts Posts: 1,028	I've found my mom's. She doesn't know though. Thank heavens. __________________ citizen cope She drink a beer with a proper shot She got knocked up in a pickup truck But she got engaged when she was nineteen To this dude who was acting insane Has a .45 that he always cleaned Said one day one day one too many days Now she ducked and she ran away Never to be heard from, never to be seen I check the cover of a magazine I'm just wondering how, just wondering how

10-14-2005, 08:36 PM
sleepy jack just made poverty history Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 17,622	I borrowed my moms. Lying inbetween my girlfriend and my bestfriend and going to sleep with my arms around my girlfriend and waking up with my arms around my best friend whos a guy __________________ I could go off the deep end, I could kill all my best friends.

10-15-2005, 01:28 PM
Darkness Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: House Posts: 11	It's been a while since i came to MusicBanter. Anyways my second most embarrasing moment is when i was at a restaurant and i saw this guy that look like my dad. I kicked his ball sack because i play around a lot with my dad and everything. So then when he looks back at me, HE WAS NOT MY DAD! I just ran away into the car scared and everything lol. __________________ Here I Sit Broken Hearted Trying to **** But Only Farted

10-15-2005, 04:10 PM
right-track Vescere bracis meis Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,890	If my wife ever sees this she will kill me (if I suddenly stop posting you'll know why). My Wife's Most Embarressing Moment. We were on holiday sunbathing on the beach. I was reading the paper, while my wife was snoozing, chilling and taking in the rays. When this skinny dog came up and started rooting through a plastic bag my wife had. To my horror the dog produced a used tampon (put there by my wife for convienience) and began shaking said tampon by the string in full view of fellow sunbathers. I tried to warn her by shouting her name but then thought it better she did'nt know. However, my wife insisted on what it was I wanted, all the while unaware of the dog playing happily behind her and the increasing amusement of our fellow holiday makers. When she finally realised what had happened, she threw a bottle of water over me and bollocked me all the way back to our hotel. Like it was all my fault __________________ UNITED > KIDS > WIFE

10-15-2005, 06:50 PM
EDGE onnee loooveee Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Leominster, Massachuetts Posts: 1,028	__________________ citizen cope She drink a beer with a proper shot She got knocked up in a pickup truck But she got engaged when she was nineteen To this dude who was acting insane Has a .45 that he always cleaned Said one day one day one too many days Now she ducked and she ran away Never to be heard from, never to be seen I check the cover of a magazine I'm just wondering how, just wondering how

10-15-2005, 08:39 PM
adidasss deadbeat Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Croatia Posts: 5,006	i think i'll do this chronologically: 1. when i was an oltarboy, and there was this big event ( i don't know the english word for it, it's one of the sacraments ), the archbishop does it, i was assigned to hold his cap, a very importaint duty, i was a rather skinny and weak boy, i had to stand throughout the ceremony, halfway through it, i passed out, infront of 500 of my villagers, not only that, but after they took me to a room, and i recovered, i went to hold his cap again, 5 minutes later i almost passed out again and my sister came from the crowd to the oltair and dragged me outside the church for some fresh air....i was forever scarred from the experience 2. back in highschool, we went for a weekend excursion to a place in Istra ( a province in croatia ), at night in the hotel i was so drunk i didn't notice that i had a holes in my socks, i went into the hall, drunk, to mess arround with my friends, only to have one of them say out loud that i had a hole in my socks....i was mortified.... 3. my middle sister's best friend came to our apartment one day, i opened the door and saw her looking distrought, and said " god, you look like shit" in those exact words, to have her reply " how would you look if you just came from your best friends funeral" ...i could have died right there and then 4. when i went to a club back in highschool with my highschool firends, i wound up so drunk i actually puked in a corner of the club whilst all of my firends ( and god knows who else ) watched, i never went back to that club again 5. one of my sisters firends ( older than me ) came to the apartment one day and said to my sister that she likes me, my sister told me and others, then the girl came to the couch where i was sitting and smoothly tried to get close to me, i went to sit on the other part of the couch, the girl backed away and then 5 minutes later asked me to come play cards with her and the others, i said no, she asked me again, so did the others,obviously trying to fix me up with her, i said no again ( clueless that she was interested )....everyone sniggered and afterwards my sisters and their friends laughed at me 6. at my sister's best firends marriage, one of her friends asked me to dance ( after i warned her specifically not to do so because i hate to dance to wedding music ), i said no, she persisted infornt of the whole table filled with my friends, i said no again and again whilst the others were looking at me in disbelief, that was one of the roodest things i have ever done and have regreted it, but i would have rather been sawed in half then danced to wedding music ) now you know why i'm still single....in fact, i wonder how i'm still sane... __________________