Most embarassing moment[s] (house, punk, member, quote, Ching)

Merkaba · 10-15-2005, 08:48 PM

Well adidiasss...I don't know. You have it hard mate. And and and, that 56k internet is pretty up there too

Just kidding.

**Urban Hatemonger** · 10-15-2005, 08:49 PM

A friend of mine worked at a bakery & had just moved into a new flat. He decided to have a house warming party & invited a load of people he worked with. One of which was this girl I used to have a thing for.
I got to the party & suddenly realised that everybody had bought vodka , which is one drink I can`t handle.
Anyway I decide to get stuck into the booze & start making myself these vodka martinis (Shaken not stirred

) I start knocking them back and an hour later i`m pissed out of my skull & I decide now would be a great time to show this girl how great I am by showing her my wonderful sense of humour. So I stumble into the room & then make some slurred comment about how i`d love to nibble on her muffins before passing out right in front of her.
I wake up a little later feeling sick and spend the next half an hour in the bathroom, in my drunken state I pull the curtain across & fall asleep in the bath.
A while later I wake up again sit up & pull the curtain back to see this girl`s best friend sitting on the toilet with her pants around her ankles looking at me in horror. I say hello to her & pass out again. I wake up 7am the next morning lying in a corridor under a pile of coats & think it best if I go home quietly

.angie. · 10-15-2005, 09:07 PM

K. Me and Jes were running to Biology 'cause we were going to be late. So Jes runs DIRETCTLY in front of me. She trips me. I fall over, like horribly. I ran into the door.. I drop all of my books. And Cameron walks by and looks at me as if I was insane. Jes walks into class laughing histerically. I follow about 15 seconds later. I'm dying with laughter also. The classroom is dead silent, I'm laughing really, really hard. Everyone looks at me as I walk into class. Both Jes and I continue laughing for about five minutes. I had a massive bruise on my knee from it.

And apparently Mr. Anderson looked at the door with a rather confused look on his face and says, "HOLY SMOKERS!"

The end.

blackTshirt · 10-16-2005, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

A friend of mine worked at a bakery & had just moved into a new flat. He decided to have a house warming party & invited a load of people he worked with. One of which was this girl I used to have a thing for.
I got to the party & suddenly realised that everybody had bought vodka , which is one drink I can`t handle.
Anyway I decide to get stuck into the booze & start making myself these vodka martinis (Shaken not stirred

) I start knocking them back and an hour later i`m pissed out of my skull & I decide now would be a great time to show this girl how great I am by showing her my wonderful sense of humour. So I stumble into the room & then make some slurred comment about how i`d love to nibble on her muffins before passing out right in front of her.
I wake up a little later feeling sick and spend the next half an hour in the bathroom, in my drunken state I pull the curtain across & fall asleep in the bath.
A while later I wake up again sit up & pull the curtain back to see this girl`s best friend sitting on the toilet with her pants around her ankles looking at me in horror. I say hello to her & pass out again. I wake up 7am the next morning lying in a corridor under a pile of coats & think it best if I go home quietly

that's not even embarrassing
THAT'S PURE SADNESS

2ToneRudeGirl · 10-16-2005, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

So I stumble into the room & then make some slurred comment about how i`d love to nibble on her muffins before passing out right in front of her.

gabbagabba_hey · 10-16-2005, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .angie.

"HOLY SMOKERS!"

hahaha...

i love that

**Urban Hatemonger** · 10-17-2005, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2ToneRudeGirl

Looks like I was chatting up the wrong girl

Ma Cherie · 10-17-2005, 12:39 PM

maybe you shold try that sober it might have helped(or at least drink something other than volka kind sir

DontRunMeOver · 10-17-2005, 12:46 PM

Here are mine - most involve alcohol, funnily enough...

1. I was thrown out of a nightclub once for kicking a door down. Me and my friends were standing in a corridor near the dance floor, somebody opened the door, I kicked it closed and it promptly fell off its hinges. A couple of minutes later the manager of the club stormed through to find me still looking at the door in a sheepishly-confused way, grabbed me and dragged me out of the club.

2. I woke up in my bed at 10 one saturday morning with a large bruise above my left eyebrow, scabs on both my palms and no recollection of anything beyond 9 pm the previous day (the last thing I could remember was downing a double absynthe in a pub). What happened that evening is still beyond me - the only information I've got from anybody so far involves me running full-speed into a pillar in the centre of a club.

3. The day after my 18th birthday party I had a piano lesson, had lunch with my gran, did some shopping in town and was visited by various relatives and friends. I was out and about the whole day, meeting lots of people, possibly the most sociable I've ever been. Throughout the day, people were constantly making cryptic comments about 'vampires', 'bruises', 'blood-sucking' etc. for reasons that I couldn't fathom. It wasn't until that evening, as I was getting ready to go out again, that I noticed that I had three enormous love-bites on my neck, which I'd been ignorantly parading for the whole day like some brazen man-whore!

**Urban Hatemonger** · 10-17-2005, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ma Cherie

maybe you shold try that sober it might have helped(or at least drink something other than volka kind sir

I didn`t have the guts to do it sober.

And there wasn`t anything other to drink than vodka

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10-15-2005, 08:48 PM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,815	Well adidiasss...I don't know. You have it hard mate. And and and, that 56k internet is pretty up there too Just kidding. __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

10-15-2005, 09:07 PM
.angie. contrast&compare. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 684	K. Me and Jes were running to Biology 'cause we were going to be late. So Jes runs DIRETCTLY in front of me. She trips me. I fall over, like horribly. I ran into the door.. I drop all of my books. And Cameron walks by and looks at me as if I was insane. Jes walks into class laughing histerically. I follow about 15 seconds later. I'm dying with laughter also. The classroom is dead silent, I'm laughing really, really hard. Everyone looks at me as I walk into class. Both Jes and I continue laughing for about five minutes. I had a massive bruise on my knee from it. And apparently Mr. Anderson looked at the door with a rather confused look on his face and says, "HOLY SMOKERS!" The end. __________________ Jesus Christ, I'm alone again, so what did you do those three days you were dead?

10-17-2005, 12:39 PM
Ma Cherie The Forums Sadistic Ghost Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: beyond midnight, in the abyss of time, the syren in the night Posts: 442	maybe you shold try that sober it might have helped(or at least drink something other than volka kind sir __________________ I'm not a freak on a leash, I'm just the freak holding the leash. Polly wants a cracker! Damn it! Polly wants a Fucking cracker! Give Polly a Mother Fucking cracker! http://www.myspace.com/yukiko_mori

10-17-2005, 12:46 PM
DontRunMeOver They call me Tundra Boy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: In your linen cupboard. Posts: 1,170	Here are mine - most involve alcohol, funnily enough... 1. I was thrown out of a nightclub once for kicking a door down. Me and my friends were standing in a corridor near the dance floor, somebody opened the door, I kicked it closed and it promptly fell off its hinges. A couple of minutes later the manager of the club stormed through to find me still looking at the door in a sheepishly-confused way, grabbed me and dragged me out of the club. 2. I woke up in my bed at 10 one saturday morning with a large bruise above my left eyebrow, scabs on both my palms and no recollection of anything beyond 9 pm the previous day (the last thing I could remember was downing a double absynthe in a pub). What happened that evening is still beyond me - the only information I've got from anybody so far involves me running full-speed into a pillar in the centre of a club. 3. The day after my 18th birthday party I had a piano lesson, had lunch with my gran, did some shopping in town and was visited by various relatives and friends. I was out and about the whole day, meeting lots of people, possibly the most sociable I've ever been. Throughout the day, people were constantly making cryptic comments about 'vampires', 'bruises', 'blood-sucking' etc. for reasons that I couldn't fathom. It wasn't until that evening, as I was getting ready to go out again, that I noticed that I had three enormous love-bites on my neck, which I'd been ignorantly parading for the whole day like some brazen man-whore!