Most embarassing moment[s] (house, punk, member, quote, Ching)

Ma Cherie · 10-17-2005, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ma Cherie

i have 3 pics in the member gallery if you interested, 2 of which i look like crap and the other is from a formal

there old because my hair is now to my sholders and
i now dress alot different, though i look korean in the one
from germany and the on from class

(i wanna look like my avi)

**right-track** · 10-17-2005, 05:53 PM

My wife bought a phone (for the house). I watched her frantically searching through the box it came in.

When I asked her what it was she was looking for, she replied "the phone number" (she has a degree in English, I know incredible isnt it).

I told her she would have to take it back to the shop and exchange it...

...and she did!!!

And I let her do it.

I've never allowed her to live it down.

Merkaba · 10-17-2005, 06:12 PM

One night my family and I had just finished having dinner and we were gunna have a hot drink and a custard square each. So we did. And there was one square left over and I bet everyone else to it.

I was feeling pretty pleased with myself, looking down at this lump of yellow on my plate as I walked back into the living room.

I came in and Dad started spitting tacks, so I went to give him the smart-arse thumbs up. As my hand came up I whacked the plate and my square catapulted onto the floor in front of me.

It's the first time I'd ever made Dad cry (tears of laughter), not from the waste of a custard square, but because my cheekyness came back and kicked me in the arse. I take the rap when carrying anything around the house now.

adidasss · 10-17-2005, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

My wife bought a phone (for the house). I watched her frantically searching through the box it came in.

When I asked her what it was she was looking for, she replied "the phone number" (she has a degree in English, I know incredible isnt it).

I told her she would have to take it back to the shop and exchange it...

...and she did!!!

And I let her do it.

I've never allowed her to live it down.

...was she on acid?

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10-17-2005, 05:53 PM
right-track Vescere bracis meis Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,890	My wife bought a phone (for the house). I watched her frantically searching through the box it came in. When I asked her what it was she was looking for, she replied "the phone number" (she has a degree in English, I know incredible isnt it). I told her she would have to take it back to the shop and exchange it... ...and she did!!! And I let her do it. I've never allowed her to live it down. __________________ UNITED > KIDS > WIFE

10-17-2005, 06:12 PM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,815	One night my family and I had just finished having dinner and we were gunna have a hot drink and a custard square each. So we did. And there was one square left over and I bet everyone else to it. I was feeling pretty pleased with myself, looking down at this lump of yellow on my plate as I walked back into the living room. I came in and Dad started spitting tacks, so I went to give him the smart-arse thumbs up. As my hand came up I whacked the plate and my square catapulted onto the floor in front of me. It's the first time I'd ever made Dad cry (tears of laughter), not from the waste of a custard square, but because my cheekyness came back and kicked me in the arse. I take the rap when carrying anything around the house now. __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!