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Metallica_rox · 07-12-2005, 04:39 AM

im a mod... just not on this

gabbagabba_hey · 07-12-2005, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by east bay ray

hello random people the best part of waking up is foldgers in your cup

YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!!! i love random people!!!

shandapanda · 07-12-2005, 11:47 AM

he's trying too hard to be random so it ends up being a contradiction, to me at least.

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 07-12-2005, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pastor of muppets

*closes* *realises hes not a mod* *cries in shame*

i did that yesterday......its quite devastating when you realize youre not able to do that.

Fenixpunk · 07-12-2005, 01:23 PM

When you HATE your job
try this:

*On your way home from work, stop at your local pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone and the TV so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Then, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins:-
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in very small print there is the following statement,
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!
(hows that for random?)

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 07-12-2005, 01:30 PM

where the hell did you find that fenix? thats hilarious.

James Earl Jones · 07-12-2005, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pastor of muppets

because you guys didnt nominate me.......

maybe you should've given a speech or something

SATCHMO · 07-12-2005, 01:32 PM

Has anyone noticed that Target is the non-white trash wal-mart? Also there always seems to be really hot girls shopping there. If I weren't married, I'd go to target to pick up women.

SATCHMO · 07-12-2005, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James Earl Jones

maybe you should've given a speech or something

Or had Napolean Dynamite dance for you.

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 07-12-2005, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James Earl Jones

maybe you should've given a speech or something

He nominated himself anyway. So at least he got one nomination...

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07-12-2005, 04:39 AM
Metallica_rox Music Addict Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Nottinghamshire Posts: 140	im a mod... just not on this

07-12-2005, 11:47 AM
shandapanda Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: bababbabababaaa Posts: 356	he's trying too hard to be random so it ends up being a contradiction, to me at least. __________________ The Law of Awesome states: Those who are more awesome will cast down those less awesome than themselves, thus climbing the Hierarchy of Awesome and maintaining a balance in the world of Awesome Me poo you

07-12-2005, 01:23 PM
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,127	When you HATE your job try this: *On your way home from work, stop at your local pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone and the TV so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Then, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins:- Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in very small print there is the following statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson." HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!! (hows that for random?) __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - Hoodlum Hardcore

07-12-2005, 01:32 PM
SATCHMO Dirt McGirt 08' Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Through the looking glass Posts: 1,685	Has anyone noticed that Target is the non-white trash wal-mart? Also there always seems to be really hot girls shopping there. If I weren't married, I'd go to target to pick up women. __________________ We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.....and the machine is bleeding to death