"I'll have a Samuel Jackson."
"Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!"
"How's it taste, motherfucker?"
"Could you please stop yelling at me?"
"No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice", that was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea", they ate me! A motherfucking shark ate me! Drink up, bitch!"
Gotta love Dave Chappelle; WOCKA WOCKA!
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citizen cope
She drink a beer with a proper shot
She got knocked up in a pickup truck
But she got engaged when she was nineteen
To this dude who was acting insane
Has a .45 that he always cleaned
Said one day one day one too many days
Now she ducked and she ran away
Never to be heard from, never to be seen
I check the cover of a magazine
I'm just wondering how, just wondering how