Reasons Your Playing Too Much Halo 2 (house, cover, quote)

HasBeenCorrected · 07-10-2005, 04:23 PM

1: You refer to holding something in each hand as "dual-weilding".

2: Whenever trying to sneak up on someone you crouch so they can't detect you on their radar.

3: You refer to everyone you beat as a "n00b".

4: Whenever you get mad at someone you say, "Shut up or I'll no scope your ass."

5: Whenever someone jumps out from around a corner to scare you you yell, "You f

cking camping bitch!"

6: Whenever you scare someone and they yell, "You f

cking camping bitch!" you run away yelling, "IT'S A LEGITAMITE STRATEGY!"

Add on if you have more.

EDGE · 07-10-2005, 04:39 PM

"Shut up or I'll no scope your ass."

Fal · 07-11-2005, 05:50 AM

You don't play too much Halo 2, because it stinks like an old granny who pissed herself, went into a field and then covered themselves in cow sh1t.

phoenixflames · 07-11-2005, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HasBeenCorrected

1: You refer to holding something in each hand as "dual-weilding".

2: Whenever trying to sneak up on someone you crouch so they can't detect you on their radar.

3: You refer to everyone you beat as a "n00b".

4: Whenever you get mad at someone you say, "Shut up or I'll no scope your ass."

5: Whenever someone jumps out from around a corner to scare you you yell, "You f

cking camping bitch!"

6: Whenever you scare someone and they yell, "You f

cking camping bitch!" you run away yelling, "IT'S A LEGITAMITE STRATEGY!"

Add on if you have more.

LOL! Those are great! I don't have any to add, but at one time I played too much of the original Halo. I still hate the Flood!!! DIEEEEEEEEE! <Runs down the hall>

HasBeenCorrected · 07-11-2005, 04:41 PM

Your reply gave me and idea for one:

7: Whenever you hear the T.V. say "floods" are coming instead of getting all the valueables and going to higher ground you board up your house like a n00b.

8: Whenever you punch someone in the back and they don't die you yell, "YOU F

CKING LAGGING BITCH! STOP CHEATING MOTHER F

CKER!"

9: You ALWAYS pull up your legs when you jump.

10: You don't use elevators because, "They are too noisy and could give away my position... plus someone could be camping."

11: Whenever a place has the words "Ivory" and "Tower" in the name you instantly think the place sucks.

12: After playing a round of a sport you yell, "G G everybody, G G."

13: UNL355 0F C0UR53 Y0U 0WN3D 7H3M. 7H3N Y0U Y3LL, "1 P4WN3D Y0U N00BS! C0MPL37E 0WN4G3!"

EDGE · 07-11-2005, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HasBeenCorrected

12: After playing a round of a sport you yell, "G G everybody, G G."

13: UNL355 0F C0UR53 Y0U 0WN3D 7H3M. 7H3N Y0U Y3LL, "1 P4WN3D Y0U N00BS! C0MPL37E 0WN4G3!"

riseagainstrocks · 07-15-2005, 04:35 PM

its not that funny sorry.

the first one was clever though.

the rest just relied on the words camping, n00b, and ****ing.

awriterslastresort · 05-04-2006, 09:16 PM

Good graphics

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07-10-2005, 04:23 PM
HasBeenCorrected Some Guy Join Date: May 2005 Location: Up your ass. Posts: 7	Reasons Your Playing Too Much Halo 2 1: You refer to holding something in each hand as "dual-weilding". 2: Whenever trying to sneak up on someone you crouch so they can't detect you on their radar. 3: You refer to everyone you beat as a "n00b". 4: Whenever you get mad at someone you say, "Shut up or I'll no scope your ass." 5: Whenever someone jumps out from around a corner to scare you you yell, "You fcking camping bitch!" 6: Whenever you scare someone and they yell, "You fcking camping bitch!" you run away yelling, "IT'S A LEGITAMITE STRATEGY!" Add on if you have more. __________________ So we agree to the terms?... Yeah. Okay... we'll send over the prisoner once your part of the deal is up... Get on with it Grif... I would just like to admit... that I suck... And?... And that I'm a girl... What else? And I like ribbons in my hair... and I want to kiss all the boys... This might be the greatest surrender of all time. So let go Mmm, jump in Oh well whatcha waiting for It's alright 'Cuz there's beauty In the breakdown

07-10-2005, 04:39 PM
EDGE onnee loooveee Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Leominster, Massachuetts Posts: 1,036	"Shut up or I'll no scope your ass." __________________ citizen cope She drink a beer with a proper shot She got knocked up in a pickup truck But she got engaged when she was nineteen To this dude who was acting insane Has a .45 that he always cleaned Said one day one day one too many days Now she ducked and she ran away Never to be heard from, never to be seen I check the cover of a magazine I'm just wondering how, just wondering how

07-11-2005, 05:50 AM
Fal My account? Disabled. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 77	You don't play too much Halo 2, because it stinks like an old granny who pissed herself, went into a field and then covered themselves in cow sh1t.

07-11-2005, 04:41 PM
HasBeenCorrected Some Guy Join Date: May 2005 Location: Up your ass. Posts: 7	Your reply gave me and idea for one: 7: Whenever you hear the T.V. say "floods" are coming instead of getting all the valueables and going to higher ground you board up your house like a n00b. 8: Whenever you punch someone in the back and they don't die you yell, "YOU FCKING LAGGING BITCH! STOP CHEATING MOTHER FCKER!" 9: You ALWAYS pull up your legs when you jump. 10: You don't use elevators because, "They are too noisy and could give away my position... plus someone could be camping." 11: Whenever a place has the words "Ivory" and "Tower" in the name you instantly think the place sucks. 12: After playing a round of a sport you yell, "G G everybody, G G." 13: UNL355 0F C0UR53 Y0U 0WN3D 7H3M. 7H3N Y0U Y3LL, "1 P4WN3D Y0U N00BS! C0MPL37E 0WN4G3!" __________________ So we agree to the terms?... Yeah. Okay... we'll send over the prisoner once your part of the deal is up... Get on with it Grif... I would just like to admit... that I suck... And?... And that I'm a girl... What else? And I like ribbons in my hair... and I want to kiss all the boys... This might be the greatest surrender of all time. So let go Mmm, jump in Oh well whatcha waiting for It's alright 'Cuz there's beauty In the breakdown

07-15-2005, 04:35 PM
riseagainstrocks Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: JMU Posts: 3,141	its not that funny sorry. the first one was clever though. the rest just relied on the words camping, n00b, and ****ing. __________________ www.siegemusic.blogspot.com One note timeless, came out of nowhere...

05-04-2006, 09:16 PM
awriterslastresort what WHAT? Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 992	Good graphics __________________ *shield yourself fool*