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Old 07-15-2015, 07:19 PM   #31 (permalink)
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to answer the OP though a colony of ants could **** up any lion, tiger, bear, rhino, penguin, cheetah...

doesn't matter

ants have collective intelligence, which they use to solve complex problems like where to build their nest or how to move the entire horde of ants across a moving body of water

or, of course, how to quickly and painfully dismantle and pwn any other organism

and before you come in here with your "a colony of ants isn't a single organism" bs

that's a matter of perspective my man

long story short a colony of ants will **** your life up son
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Czars don't need votes, they take power by force. And it's not like the world can even try to stop his army of sentient robot ants.
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Old 07-15-2015, 07:34 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Imagine if these little ****ers were 10x bigger?

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Old 07-15-2015, 07:36 PM   #33 (permalink)
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ants are a zoo animal now??
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Old 07-15-2015, 07:39 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I once witnessed a young gorilla beating an older gorilla with a stick 3 feet away from me on the other side of Plexiglas. And that specific gorilla is my favorite animal at the Detroit Zoo.

Wouldn't be surprised to see one jack a car around here either.
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Old 07-15-2015, 07:39 PM   #35 (permalink)
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ants are at every zoo you ever been to bitch
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Old 07-15-2015, 07:49 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2015, 07:54 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2015, 08:06 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Aww, look JWB, people are finally starting to like your humor.
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Old 07-15-2015, 08:11 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Aww, look JWB, people are finally starting to like your humor.
Let's not go that far.
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Old 07-15-2015, 09:23 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Are people taking this seriously?

Cheetahs have been my favorite animal since I was just a lil nugget.
Word. Cheetahs kick ass. In kindergarten we had to do presentations on our favourite animals and while the rest of the basic bitches in my class did weak **** like dogs and cats I whipped out the cheetah and blew their ****ing minds.

I was a pretty cool five year old.
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