If an intruder came into your home, what would you say, do etc.?

Fira · 08-27-2015, 01:30 AM

My mom would probably yell and/or call the police. Me I'd pray while callin' the cops.

grindy · 08-27-2015, 01:37 AM

I'd offer oral sex.

Overcast · 08-27-2015, 01:39 AM

Ask them to buy my mixtape.

Trollheart · 08-27-2015, 05:53 AM

Wet myself probably.

RoxyRollah · 08-27-2015, 05:54 AM

Drop that mothafucka.

Psy-Fi · 08-27-2015, 06:29 AM

Grab whatever weapon I had handy depending on where I was situated in the house when the POS broke in and tell 'em to GTFO!

The cops would only be called after the incident to either look around the neighborhood for the suspect, give the suspect medical attention or to ID the corpse (depending on the outcome.)

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 08-27-2015, 06:40 AM

I guess it all just really depends on if I'm taking a sh*t when they enter.

Mr. Charlie · 08-27-2015, 07:15 AM

My dogs would lick them to death while I hide under the bed.

RoxyRollah · 08-27-2015, 08:32 AM

Pussies.

**Frownland** · 08-27-2015, 08:43 AM

I'd douse myself in gasoline, light a match, and run over there and give the intruder a big hug.

08-27-2015, 01:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
Fira Groupie Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1	If an intruder came into your home, what would you say, do etc.? My mom would probably yell and/or call the police. Me I'd pray while callin' the cops. __________________ N. Usa (North United States of America) & (and) My name is Jason & I was born in N. Usa & I live in N. Usa & I am from N. Usa

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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Wet myself probably. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	I'd douse myself in gasoline, light a match, and run over there and give the intruder a big hug. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Overcast . Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: . Posts: 1,531	Ask them to buy my mixtape.

08-27-2015, 06:40 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ol’ Qwerty Bastard OQB Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Frownland Posts: 8,832	I guess it all just really depends on if I'm taking a sh*t when they enter.

08-27-2015, 07:15 AM	#8 (permalink)
Mr. Charlie Shoo Thoughts Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: These Mountains Posts: 2,308	My dogs would lick them to death while I hide under the bed.