Your Day

SATCHMO · 07-26-2005, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Fenixpunk

dont worry about it adidasss, this time the joke is on my culture, Oscar Meyer being a brand that pretty much takes all the leftovers and smooshes it together to make "bologna", a sandwich meat thats hardly consumable.

Its the crack cocaine of lunchmeat, still I'm down "lips & a$$holes".

HomesickAtSpaceCamp · 07-26-2005, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by gdroxandunoit

aww....that's bad....what's gonna happen to buddy?

hes going to live on a farm in NY

adidasss · 08-01-2005, 05:38 PM

well i had a very interesting couple of days so i wanted to share. this saturday me, my 2 sisters and a couple of friends went to the neighboring island called Olib ( my sister's boyfriend has a house there ), that island is such a trip i cannot describe it to you ( i shall be posting pics tho ). we spent very relaxing 2 days on it, we went swiming, at night we went out to the peer to an island party, sparked up a couple of spliffs and chilled.....

Trauma · 08-01-2005, 05:51 PM

My two friends and I decided to try these things called Jagerbombs where you mix Jagermeister with Red Bull....anyway, they tasted like shit.
Tasted like cold medicine.
Well I drank quite a bit of that and two beers and smoked a cigar and half a pack of smokes so I wasn't feeling too hot.
My one friend was fine.
But my other friend was so drunk that he tried to light my pants on fire with my own lighter.
Then he was talking about the stars...and eventually I had to stop listening..
So I hold on to a pine tree and throw up on it and then help my other friend to throw up on a pine tree.
I walk him up a hill and the whole way up he keeps feeling my chest and repeating,"You..you..you're looking good beautiful..run through my mind..tired honey sexy baby,"
And I was fine after that but I helped my friend to the bed so he could pass out.
And then I chilled and watched Constantine with my friend and his sister and my other friend went to work with a terrible hangover.

Adidasss' time sounds far better than my experience last night.

tdoc210 · 08-01-2005, 06:00 PM

i fell off my scooter when it hit a car parked on the sidewalk, then i went over to my friends house and they were looking for jobs and they were denied everywhere, so we went into a bank to withdraw some money amd they said the kids bank account had been deactivate d so he was their for an hour then we left him went to his house ate his food and watched his movies and he came in and we wer like what? then my other friend leaves and we watch slc punk a gain and im all like why the hell did heroin bob have to die and then it started to rain so i walked home in it like i care if i get wet and there wer all these people staring at me when it was pouring on me and i said screw you and went home to find that the cellar was leaking so i went with my mom and bought some cement and ate dinner and now im here

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Sneer · 08-01-2005, 06:03 PM

parents went away- free house for 2 weeks. i have a party- meet a girl- she goes away for 3 weeks so im screwed, i then contract a stomach upset, after recovery i start driving with my freinds to random places including a haunted mental asylum. then i get pissed too much. thats my week- not day.

tdoc210 · 08-01-2005, 06:16 PM

my week wishing that people would come back from their damn vacations

adidasss · 08-02-2005, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Snickers

My two friends and I decided to try these things called Jagerbombs where you mix Jagermeister with Red Bull....anyway, they tasted like shit.
Tasted like cold medicine.
.

acctually i tried jegerbombs on Olib this weekend and it tasted pretty good ( i may have mentioned this before but i'm having trouble finding a drink that suits me, beer is too goddamn bitter, vodka and all that other shit makes me gag, so i'm left with coctails which take too goddamn long to get drunk and cost way too much, or something like jegerbombs where you can't feel the alcohol that much) interesting enough, last night i dreamt i tried scotch-cola and liked it....hmmm...is someone trying to tell me something?

tdoc210 · 08-02-2005, 10:08 AM

i now have only one family member left my mother(i love her) i hate my life

Trauma · 08-02-2005, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

acctually i tried jegerbombs on Olib this weekend and it tasted pretty good

Dude to me it didn't even taste like alchohol, it tasted like shitty robitussin.

And if you're having trouble finding a new drink try..
1. Lemonade with gin
2. Coke and whiskey
3. Mudslides

If you want to get drunk without the gagging try..
1. Champagne and excedrin.

But I get that gagging feeling a lot like a few days after getting drunk on the stuff with high alchohol levels...so if I want to get drunk I usually stick to beer.

There's always the option of champagne and excedrin though, and it's worked for me twice.
That or wine and nyquil.
Take your pick.

08-01-2005, 05:38 PM	#33 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	well i had a very interesting couple of days so i wanted to share. this saturday me, my 2 sisters and a couple of friends went to the neighboring island called Olib ( my sister's boyfriend has a house there ), that island is such a trip i cannot describe it to you ( i shall be posting pics tho ). we spent very relaxing 2 days on it, we went swiming, at night we went out to the peer to an island party, sparked up a couple of spliffs and chilled..... __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

08-01-2005, 05:51 PM	#34 (permalink)
Trauma snickers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: detroit Posts: 2,194	My two friends and I decided to try these things called Jagerbombs where you mix Jagermeister with Red Bull....anyway, they tasted like shit. Tasted like cold medicine. Well I drank quite a bit of that and two beers and smoked a cigar and half a pack of smokes so I wasn't feeling too hot. My one friend was fine. But my other friend was so drunk that he tried to light my pants on fire with my own lighter. Then he was talking about the stars...and eventually I had to stop listening.. So I hold on to a pine tree and throw up on it and then help my other friend to throw up on a pine tree. I walk him up a hill and the whole way up he keeps feeling my chest and repeating,"You..you..you're looking good beautiful..run through my mind..tired honey sexy baby," And I was fine after that but I helped my friend to the bed so he could pass out. And then I chilled and watched Constantine with my friend and his sister and my other friend went to work with a terrible hangover. Adidasss' time sounds far better than my experience last night. __________________ A mi no me importa nada Para mi la vida es un sueño

08-01-2005, 06:00 PM	#35 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	i fell off my scooter when it hit a car parked on the sidewalk, then i went over to my friends house and they were looking for jobs and they were denied everywhere, so we went into a bank to withdraw some money amd they said the kids bank account had been deactivate d so he was their for an hour then we left him went to his house ate his food and watched his movies and he came in and we wer like what? then my other friend leaves and we watch slc punk a gain and im all like why the hell did heroin bob have to die and then it started to rain so i walked home in it like i care if i get wet and there wer all these people staring at me when it was pouring on me and i said screw you and went home to find that the cellar was leaking so i went with my mom and bought some cement and ate dinner and now im here i f __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

08-01-2005, 06:03 PM	#36 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,430	parents went away- free house for 2 weeks. i have a party- meet a girl- she goes away for 3 weeks so im screwed, i then contract a stomach upset, after recovery i start driving with my freinds to random places including a haunted mental asylum. then i get pissed too much. thats my week- not day. __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

08-01-2005, 06:16 PM	#37 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	my week wishing that people would come back from their damn vacations __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

08-02-2005, 10:08 AM	#39 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	i now have only one family member left my mother(i love her) i hate my life __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.