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Old 01-21-2016, 12:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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In all ****ing seriousness, when I was going down the line of new posts just now, I had a fleeting thought of making a "Bruce Dickinson dead at age *X*" thread. Uncanny.
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Old 01-21-2016, 12:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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In all ****ing seriousness, when I was going down the line of new posts just now, I had a fleeting thought of making a "Bruce Dickinson dead at age *X*" thread. Uncanny.
Can't even imagine the ****storm. Dickinson dead of dick cancer. Medical personnel linked his lack of circumcision to his dick cancer.
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This just in! Bruce Dickinson's death due to a Black Widow Spider bite to the head of his penis, which would have been prevented if only he'd had a protective foreskin which could have been easily removed using the teeth of any of the twelve porn stars pleasuring him at the time.
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This just in! Bruce Dickinson's death due to a Black Widow Spider bite to the head of his penis, which would have been prevented if only he'd had a protective foreskin which could have been easily removed using the teeth of any of the twelve porn stars pleasuring him at the time.
Sources say right before he passed his last words were, **** you Paul Di'anno.
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Hey this is the thread for the fat flowery queen's death.
Take it to the fencing appreciation thread.
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Is grandma porn really so popular that they'd be considered porn stars?
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Sources say right before he passed his last words were, **** you Paul Di'anno.
His family and long-time life partner, Rob Halford, ask that you respect their privacy in this time of tragedy.
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Boy George: Elton was my inspiration. When I was sucking dick in my teens, I always threw on Tiny Dancer.

Billy Joel: WHO?

Liberace: Couldn't get ahold of him.

Madonna: When I was a young girl in Detroit, he really spoke to me. I was high on lacquer and gas fumes, but yeah. I used to love peeing on my feet in the shower listening to I'm still Standing, blah blah blah blah blah.
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If that cunt does die and they re-release Candle In The Fucking Wind again............
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