In Case Of Terrorist Attacks (Europe, American, French, effect)

**Urban Hatemonger** · 07-25-2005, 06:07 PM

dog · 07-27-2005, 05:32 AM

heh thats stupid

**right-track** · 08-30-2005, 04:31 PM

Following the events in London last Month the French government announced
yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to
'Hide'.
The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'.
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's
white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military.

The Italians have increased their alert level from "Shouting excitedly"
to "Elaborate military posturing".
Two more levels remain, "Ineffective combat operations" and "Change
sides".

The Germans have also increased their alert state from "disdainful
arrogance" to "full dress-uniform and marching songs".
They have two higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".

Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from
"Isolationism" to "Find somewhere ripe for regime change".
Their remaining higher alert states are "Take on the world" and "Ask the
British for help".

Finally here in GB we've gone from "Pretend nothing's happening" to
"Make another cup of tea".
Our higher levels are "Chin-up and remain cheerful" and "Win".

Yes I'm bored.

tdoc210 · 08-30-2005, 05:42 PM

hehe britains fun but i would rather live in ireland cause im 89% irish

**right-track** · 08-30-2005, 05:46 PM

Exactly 89%???
And 11% what?

tdoc210 · 08-30-2005, 05:53 PM

ready
10% french(sorry)
2%british
1%german
1%danish

**right-track** · 08-30-2005, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the death of capitilism

ready
10% french(sorry)

And so you should be!
Uh...hang on that's a total of 14%

tdoc210 · 08-30-2005, 06:05 PM

oh sh,it mix well whatever
im know im mainly irish
a little bit french
and a tiny bit german and danish
but i wanna live in transslyvania

**right-track** · 08-30-2005, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the death of capitilism

oh sh,it mix well whatever
im know im mainly irish
a little bit french
and a tiny bit german and danish
but i wanna live in transslyvania

Definately mainly Irish!!

tdoc210 · 08-30-2005, 06:22 PM

oblivousley dude do you hate me cause im irish??? cause im a freakin celt

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07-27-2005, 05:32 AM
dog this bird has flown Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: paris,texas Posts: 851	heh thats stupid __________________ formerly ledzeppelinrulz.

08-30-2005, 05:42 PM
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	hehe britains fun but i would rather live in ireland cause im 89% irish __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

08-30-2005, 05:53 PM
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	ready 10% french(sorry) 2%british 1%german 1%danish __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

08-30-2005, 06:05 PM
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	oh sh,it mix well whatever im know im mainly irish a little bit french and a tiny bit german and danish but i wanna live in transslyvania __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

08-30-2005, 06:22 PM
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	oblivousley dude do you hate me cause im irish??? cause im a freakin celt __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.