Intimate Relationships

Chula Vista · 03-10-2017, 02:24 PM

Linda and I grew up in the same small town and attended the same high school. We didn't actually "meet" until we ended up working together after HS in 1979. Our first arkward kiss was on Christmas day of that year, because our co-workers recognized the chemistry before we did, and forced us under some mistletoe.

Our first date was about a week later. We went to a club to see a band. First thing I did before getting out of the car was to plant a proper kiss on her and say "Now that that's out of the way, let's have some fun".

We came within inches of getting down that first night but agreed it wasn't right.

We ****ed for the first time the next day.

37 years later.......

(I can't relate to all of this recent debate about one night stands - although I'm a major fan of not raping drunken girls)

I know I probably have longevity on most of you, but I'd love to hear some stories.

Isbjørn · 03-10-2017, 03:39 PM

Ja I have a girlfriend too and we're having a good time <3

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-10-2017, 04:03 PM

lol

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 03-10-2017, 04:05 PM

i've been going steady with my right hand man for 7 or 8 years now.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-10-2017, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

i've been going steady with my right hand man for 7 or 8 years now.

I wank with my left hand.

When I broke my metacarpals I learned to wank with my right hand.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 03-10-2017, 04:14 PM

are you left handed or are you just one of those weirdos who do it with their off-hand?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-10-2017, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

are you left handed or are you just one of those weirdos who do it with their off-hand?

Left handed.

OccultHawk · 03-10-2017, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Linda and I grew up in the same small town and attended the same high school. We didn't actually "meet" until we ended up working together after HS in 1979. Our first arkward kiss was on Christmas day of that year, because our co-workers recognized the chemistry before we did, and forced us under some mistletoe.

Our first date was about a week later. We went to a club to see a band. First thing I did before getting out of the car was to plant a proper kiss on her and say "Now that that's out of the way, let's have some fun".

We came within inches of getting down that first night but agreed it wasn't right.

We ****ed for the first time the next day.

37 years later.......

(I can't relate to all of this recent debate about one night stands - although I'm a major fan of not raping drunken girls)

I know I probably have longevity on most of you, but I'd love to hear some stories.

Your wife looks about as good as that spaghetti.

Chula Vista · 03-10-2017, 04:47 PM

I broke my right hand years back and had to learn how to write, wank, blow my nose, and wipe my ass with my left hand pretty much overnight.

Back to the OP. No interesting realtionship stories??????

The Batlord · 03-10-2017, 04:51 PM

Wrong site, bro. We losers.

03-10-2017, 02:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Intimate Relationships Linda and I grew up in the same small town and attended the same high school. We didn't actually "meet" until we ended up working together after HS in 1979. Our first arkward kiss was on Christmas day of that year, because our co-workers recognized the chemistry before we did, and forced us under some mistletoe. Our first date was about a week later. We went to a club to see a band. First thing I did before getting out of the car was to plant a proper kiss on her and say "Now that that's out of the way, let's have some fun". We came within inches of getting down that first night but agreed it wasn't right. We ***ed for the first time the next day. 37 years later....... (I can't relate to all of this recent debate about one night stands - although I'm a major fan of not raping drunken girls) I know I probably have longevity on most of you, but I'd love to hear some stories. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” Last edited by Chula Vista; 03-10-2017 at 02:44 PM.*

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Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Ja I have a girlfriend too and we're having a good time <3 __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

03-10-2017, 04:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	I broke my right hand years back and had to learn how to write, wank, blow my nose, and wipe my ass with my left hand pretty much overnight. Back to the OP. No interesting realtionship stories?????? __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

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~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	lol