Pros and cons of poking your eye out (quote)

PhishFood · 08-15-2005, 09:51 PM

well i've been given 24 for hours by PopIsDead to decide if he can poke my eye out or not, so I'm weighing the pros and cons.

SATCHMO · 08-15-2005, 09:55 PM

Well, you have two, and stereoscopic vision is highly overrated. You would probably get an eyepatch, which would make you really tough, and sooner or later you would get a glass eye which you could take out in front of women and they would instantly want to sleep with you.

PhishFood · 08-15-2005, 10:00 PM

yeah I tought about those ones, also if the draft kicks back up, I'll be inelligable. I have a lazy eye anyway, so my depth perception is shit already.

PhishFood · 08-15-2005, 10:29 PM

plus I have a lazy eye, so my depth perception is really bad anyway...

SATCHMO · 08-15-2005, 11:28 PM

^^^^^^^Uh, are you SURE you don't smoke pot?

**sleepy jack** · 08-15-2005, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SATCHMO

^^^^^^^Uh, are you SURE you don't smoke pot?

I smoke pot if you do if ya know what i mean.

SATCHMO · 08-15-2005, 11:34 PM

Your'e a minor. I don't know what you're talking about.

**sleepy jack** · 08-15-2005, 11:46 PM

SATCHMO · 08-15-2005, 11:55 PM

Hahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
I Pissed You Off!!!!!!!

**sleepy jack** · 08-15-2005, 11:56 PM

ITS CALLED BEING BROKEN HEARTED SATCH.

/cries

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08-15-2005, 09:51 PM
PhishFood Bottom-Feeder Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: The American Dreamscape Posts: 323	Pros and cons of poking your eye out well i've been given 24 for hours by PopIsDead to decide if he can poke my eye out or not, so I'm weighing the pros and cons. __________________ Winos don't march

08-15-2005, 09:55 PM
SATCHMO Dirt McGirt 08' Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Through the looking glass Posts: 1,685	Well, you have two, and stereoscopic vision is highly overrated. You would probably get an eyepatch, which would make you really tough, and sooner or later you would get a glass eye which you could take out in front of women and they would instantly want to sleep with you. __________________ We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.....and the machine is bleeding to death

08-15-2005, 10:00 PM
PhishFood Bottom-Feeder Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: The American Dreamscape Posts: 323	yeah I tought about those ones, also if the draft kicks back up, I'll be inelligable. I have a lazy eye anyway, so my depth perception is shit already. __________________ Winos don't march

08-15-2005, 10:29 PM
PhishFood Bottom-Feeder Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: The American Dreamscape Posts: 323	plus I have a lazy eye, so my depth perception is really bad anyway... __________________ Winos don't march

08-15-2005, 11:28 PM
SATCHMO Dirt McGirt 08' Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Through the looking glass Posts: 1,685	^^^^^^^Uh, are you SURE you don't smoke pot? __________________ We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.....and the machine is bleeding to death

08-15-2005, 11:34 PM
SATCHMO Dirt McGirt 08' Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Through the looking glass Posts: 1,685	Your'e a minor. I don't know what you're talking about. __________________ We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.....and the machine is bleeding to death

08-15-2005, 11:46 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,373	... __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

08-15-2005, 11:55 PM
SATCHMO Dirt McGirt 08' Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Through the looking glass Posts: 1,685	Hahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!! I Pissed You Off!!!!!!! __________________ We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.....and the machine is bleeding to death

08-15-2005, 11:56 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,373	ITS CALLED BEING BROKEN HEARTED SATCH. /cries __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.