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Music Addict
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: in Komputerland
Posts: 5
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this is no word of a lie. I nearly drowned to death in 8ft of pig **** at a rock festival about 10 years ago. I was trying to break in to see the prodigy when i fell off the wall into a slurry pit. after my friend stopped pissing himself laughing at me he realised my head was going under, while i was justin sayin 'ohjesusohjesusohjesusohjesus...'.
he caught my sleeve and pulled me out. i got up covered head to toe in brown gack, screamed in his face and took off. just running across fields screamin! i had drunk a bottle of really **** whiskey called 'vat 69'.
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Dirt McGirt 08'
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Through the looking glass
Posts: 1,689
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Being really stoned and trying to light my cigarette off the stream of water from the kitchen sink faucet instead of the stove, which was my intention in the first place.
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