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**Urban Hatemonger** · 08-22-2005, 06:43 PM

A muslim walks into a sports shop , trys on a rucksack & asks his friend 'Does my bomb look big in this?'

THE INTERNET · 08-23-2005, 10:29 AM

why is there no anadin in the jungle?

cause the parrots eat em all.

gabbagabba_hey · 08-23-2005, 12:12 PM

why are rhinoceroses so wrinkly??

there hard to iron

hhahahahahahahah!!! gets me every time

THE INTERNET · 08-23-2005, 01:53 PM

Dezzy · 08-23-2005, 02:04 PM

What's the definition of Baked Beans on Toast???

Skinheads on a Raft!!!!

HuKitKat · 08-23-2005, 03:30 PM

(read this one in the paper)

Two homebuyers approach a couple selling their home after reading the for sale sign and say:
"A billion dollars? For this shack?! Great, we'll take it!!"

The husband that currently owns the home says, "Are these people insane?"
His wife says "No...they're from California."

THE INTERNET · 08-23-2005, 05:41 PM

what is a yankee?

the same as quickie but a guy can do it alone.

anticipation · 08-24-2005, 11:17 AM

a guy is driving to work when he sees a farmer standing in his crops. the same day when he is driving back he sees the farmer standing in the same spot. he goes home and goes to sleep. the next morning he sees the same farmer standing in the exact same spot. he stops the car, and asks the farmer what hes is doing. the farmer says "im training for the olympics. they say you have to be outstanding in your field".

HuKitKat · 08-24-2005, 01:35 PM

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the maker makes it, the buyer buys it, the user never sees it.
what is it?

a coffin.

Spike*Spiegel · 08-24-2005, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

A muslim walks into a sports shop , trys on a rucksack & asks his friend 'Does my bomb look big in this?'

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahHAHAHAHA

distastefully offensive. i love it.

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08-23-2005, 10:29 AM
THE INTERNET Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: in Komputerland Posts: 5	why is there no anadin in the jungle? cause the parrots eat em all. __________________ INTERNERD. POST MODERN WHORE http://www32.brinkster.com/alpharelish/daemienfrost/

08-23-2005, 12:12 PM
gabbagabba_hey Dont Get Raped In Cancun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: land of treason Posts: 193	why are rhinoceroses so wrinkly?? there hard to iron hhahahahahahahah!!! gets me every time __________________ go on out get some more go on out to the bar the market or the liquor store friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown

08-23-2005, 01:53 PM
THE INTERNET Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: in Komputerland Posts: 5	__________________ INTERNERD. POST MODERN WHORE http://www32.brinkster.com/alpharelish/daemienfrost/

08-23-2005, 02:04 PM
Dezzy Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Manchester (southside) Posts: 150	What's the definition of Baked Beans on Toast??? Skinheads on a Raft!!!!

08-23-2005, 03:30 PM
HuKitKat Sucka 4 R&B Soul Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: VA Posts: 59	(read this one in the paper) Two homebuyers approach a couple selling their home after reading the for sale sign and say: "A billion dollars? For this shack?! Great, we'll take it!!" The husband that currently owns the home says, "Are these people insane?" His wife says "No...they're from California." __________________ *Difficult takes a day, Impossible takes a week!*

08-23-2005, 05:41 PM
THE INTERNET Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: in Komputerland Posts: 5	what is a yankee? the same as quickie but a guy can do it alone. __________________ INTERNERD. POST MODERN WHORE http://www32.brinkster.com/alpharelish/daemienfrost/

08-24-2005, 11:17 AM
anticipation cela m'est égal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oakland Posts: 1,432	a guy is driving to work when he sees a farmer standing in his crops. the same day when he is driving back he sees the farmer standing in the same spot. he goes home and goes to sleep. the next morning he sees the same farmer standing in the exact same spot. he stops the car, and asks the farmer what hes is doing. the farmer says "im training for the olympics. they say you have to be outstanding in your field". __________________ It was hopeless. I'd never felt pain like this before in my entire life. It felt...wonderful.

08-24-2005, 01:35 PM
HuKitKat Sucka 4 R&B Soul Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: VA Posts: 59	^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the maker makes it, the buyer buys it, the user never sees it. what is it? a coffin. __________________ *Difficult takes a day, Impossible takes a week!*