Dave Chappelle (show, quote, Ching)

EDGE · 08-28-2005, 12:05 AM

I think it's time for a new thread on Dave Chappelle.
I just finished watching his stand up on on-demand for the 5th time.
He's one of those guys who can say anything and make it funny.
I love that.
I love him.

Show your appreciation, bitches.

BabyGurl928 · 08-28-2005, 12:19 AM

ahh, i luv Dave Chappelle, he crazy as ****

BabyGurl928 · 08-28-2005, 12:22 AM

^just gots 2 say im luvin' ya avatar

jibber · 08-28-2005, 01:54 AM

yeah the whole "i'm rick james, bitch" thing got real old, real fast. but his show is hilarious.

Trauma · 08-28-2005, 12:14 PM

I love Chappelle like whoa.

"I want some crack bitch!"
"Now of course, everyone knows that you go into your mama's room when she's sleeping and take 10, maybe $15... then take the B train downtown and go see a Mexican fellow named Martinez.. because everyone knows the $hit Martinez sells is da BOMB!"

Yummy.

EDGE · 08-28-2005, 12:27 PM

TheBig3KilledMyRainDog · 08-28-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by hookers with machineguns

His show has had some of the best sketches- like the race draft, the blind white supremicist, the r Kelly video, and the real world spoof.
I really hated it though when everyone was saying "I'm Rick James, bitch" and talking about the Lil Jon sketches. ARGH. I don't know if you've seen his stand up either, but he's not that good.
Have you seen the movie Screwed with him, Norm Macdonald, and Danny Devito? Oh, I love it.

Black Bush was probably my favorite.

HuKitKat · 08-29-2005, 02:09 PM

Thanks Red Balls!!!!

Red Balls - It gives me wings!!!

tdoc210 · 08-30-2005, 05:10 PM

due im gonna pee on you

oojay · 08-31-2005, 07:08 AM

oh tayreeta

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08-28-2005, 12:05 AM
EDGE onnee loooveee Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Leominster, Massachuetts Posts: 1,032	Dave Chappelle I think it's time for a new thread on Dave Chappelle. I just finished watching his stand up on on-demand for the 5th time. He's one of those guys who can say anything and make it funny. I love that. I love him. Show your appreciation, bitches. __________________ citizen cope She drink a beer with a proper shot She got knocked up in a pickup truck But she got engaged when she was nineteen To this dude who was acting insane Has a .45 that he always cleaned Said one day one day one too many days Now she ducked and she ran away Never to be heard from, never to be seen I check the cover of a magazine I'm just wondering how, just wondering how

08-28-2005, 12:19 AM
BabyGurl928 ghettochik Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 87	ahh, i luv Dave Chappelle, he crazy as ** __________________ http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/590...gnature6da.jpg "I am societies child, this is how they made me, and now im sayin what's on my mind and they dont want that. This is what you made me America." I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie, or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up when you don't give a , when you won't just put up, with the bull they pull, cause they full of ** too...

08-28-2005, 12:22 AM
BabyGurl928 ghettochik Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 87	^just gots 2 say im luvin' ya avatar __________________ http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/590...gnature6da.jpg "I am societies child, this is how they made me, and now im sayin what's on my mind and they dont want that. This is what you made me America." I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie, or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up when you don't give a **, when you won't just put up, with the bull they pull, cause they full of ** too...

08-28-2005, 01:54 AM
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canuckistan Posts: 1,329	yeah the whole "i'm rick james, bitch" thing got real old, real fast. but his show is hilarious. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

08-28-2005, 12:27 PM
EDGE onnee loooveee Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Leominster, Massachuetts Posts: 1,032	__________________ citizen cope She drink a beer with a proper shot She got knocked up in a pickup truck But she got engaged when she was nineteen To this dude who was acting insane Has a .45 that he always cleaned Said one day one day one too many days Now she ducked and she ran away Never to be heard from, never to be seen I check the cover of a magazine I'm just wondering how, just wondering how

08-29-2005, 02:09 PM
HuKitKat Sucka 4 R&B Soul Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: VA Posts: 59	Thanks Red Balls!!!! Red Balls - It gives me wings!!! __________________ *Difficult takes a day, Impossible takes a week!*

08-30-2005, 05:10 PM
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,550	due im gonna pee on you __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.