bad teachers (punk, quote, Inci, Johnson)

deadkennediespunk · 09-09-2005, 06:41 PM

my 8th grade science teacher mrs. potter
reason 1 she is stupid she said that noahs arc was made of gold and had electrical proprtys i asked her/he about it later and she said i could find that iformation in any king george bible and she tried for three weeks to get my friends girl friend to brake up with him until he cracked and was suspended for a week.

sleepy jack · 09-09-2005, 06:48 PM

OKAY

Teacher #1

My 8th Grade writing teacher she pulled me and my best friend jon to talk to about our grades.She was like "you guys are flunking and theres only one way you can pass" me and him are like "what?" "if you guys have sex with me ill pass you both" so we started running down to the principals office screaming "RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!"

Teacher #2

My gym teacher had a huge crush on my friend maria and like everytime she shower he would walk through (even if there were curtains) to check for boys and did all the creepy stalker stuff.So one day in gym he slaps her ass and my friend jon sent his foot straight into his crotch!

Teacher #3

My music teacher.

FUCK YOU MR. JOHNSON

holdyoualways · 09-09-2005, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk

Teacher #2

My gym teacher had a huge crush on my friend maria and like everytime she shower he would walk through (even if there were curtains) to check for boys and did all the creepy stalker stuff.So one day in gym he slaps her ass and my friend jon sent his foot straight into his crotch!

tell your friend jon that he is now my favorite person of the day.

09-09-2005, 07:39 PM

tell him to wear steel caps next time

FallenAngel01 · 09-09-2005, 08:40 PM

1. My 3rd grade teacher stood around and screamed at the special ed student all day.

2. My middle school math teachers seem to favor the preps.

Merkaba · 09-09-2005, 08:48 PM

I tripped up a reliever once, that didnt go down too well.

dog · 09-10-2005, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deadkennediespunk

my 8th grade science teacher mrs. potter
reason 1 she is stupid she said that noahs arc was made of gold and had electrical proprtys i asked her/he about it later and she said i could find that iformation in any king george bible and she tried for three weeks to get my friends girl friend to brake up with him until he cracked and was suspended for a week.

why did you put "her/he" if you wrote that she was a woman?

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 09-10-2005, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ledzeppelinrulz

why did you put "her/he" if you wrote that she was a woman?

Well, it can be hard to tell sometimes...

tdoc210 · 09-10-2005, 11:05 AM

well its most positivley said that my health teacher Mrs. Levitsky is a bitch i hate health and she said what your name and i said gg, allin and shes like idiot yournot gg allin and i said prove it and she said hes dead so i said take us on a field trip to see his grave then. thwn i threw a large wad of paper at her but it missed and hit another kid in the eye

tdoc210 · 09-10-2005, 11:13 AM

English rock festival

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09-09-2005, 06:41 PM
deadkennediespunk green day hater Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: nh aka no where Posts: 111	bad teachers my 8th grade science teacher mrs. potter reason 1 she is stupid she said that noahs arc was made of gold and had electrical proprtys i asked her/he about it later and she said i could find that iformation in any king george bible and she tried for three weeks to get my friends girl friend to brake up with him until he cracked and was suspended for a week. __________________ Gun---shot--->Brain---->Sploosh

09-09-2005, 06:48 PM
sleepy jack Vote Unfan For Mod '08 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,709	OKAY Teacher #1 My 8th Grade writing teacher she pulled me and my best friend jon to talk to about our grades.She was like "you guys are flunking and theres only one way you can pass" me and him are like "what?" "if you guys have sex with me ill pass you both" so we started running down to the principals office screaming "RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!" Teacher #2 My gym teacher had a huge crush on my friend maria and like everytime she shower he would walk through (even if there were curtains) to check for boys and did all the creepy stalker stuff.So one day in gym he slaps her ass and my friend jon sent his foot straight into his crotch! Teacher #3 My music teacher. FUCK YOU MR. JOHNSON __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.

09-09-2005, 07:39 PM
pastor of muppets Posts: n/a	tell him to wear steel caps next time

09-09-2005, 08:40 PM
FallenAngel01 Groupie Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: New Albany, IN Posts: 12	1. My 3rd grade teacher stood around and screamed at the special ed student all day. 2. My middle school math teachers seem to favor the preps. __________________ I sing backup and metal songs for a band called Fallen Angel...woo hoo, go us. SITE CURRENTLY UNDERWORK

09-09-2005, 08:48 PM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,821	I tripped up a reliever once, that didnt go down too well. __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

09-10-2005, 11:05 AM
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	well its most positivley said that my health teacher Mrs. Levitsky is a bitch i hate health and she said what your name and i said gg, allin and shes like idiot yournot gg allin and i said prove it and she said hes dead so i said take us on a field trip to see his grave then. thwn i threw a large wad of paper at her but it missed and hit another kid in the eye __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

09-10-2005, 11:13 AM
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	English rock festival __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.