50,000 Kiwis meet in Eden Park for a "Kiwis Are Not Stupid" Convention.
Sarah, the hostess, says, "We are all here todai to prove to the world thet Kiwis are not stupid. Ken I 'ave a volunteer." Rick gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Sarah asks him, "What iz fufteen plus fufteen?" After fufteen or 20 seconds Rick says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then all 50,000 Kiwis start chanting, "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Sarah says, "Well sunce we've gone to the trouble of gittin 50,000 of you un one place end we have the world wide press n global broadcast media here, I thunk we ken guv hum another chance." So she asks, "What iz sivven plus sivven?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety!" Sarah is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh - everyone is disheartened. Rick starts crying and the 50,000 Kiwis begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Sarah, unsure whether or not she is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance...What uz two plus two?" Rick closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four!" Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 50,000 Kiwis Jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream...
"GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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