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Old 10-23-2017, 12:45 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I've never watched more than maybe a third of it due to laziness and so I still don't know if the Babadook is a real thing or if the kid just needs therapy. And anyone who clarifies this point I will beat to death. Honestly I think I'll just torrent the movie to preempt you hatemongering xenophobes. You are encouraging theft, I hope you know.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-23-2017, 12:47 PM   #12 (permalink)
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well you see the kid is actually haunted by a dark secret: he is visited by ghosts. he is frightened by visitations from those with unresolved problems who appear from the shadows. he is too afraid to tell anyone about his anguish, except child psychologist Dr. Malcolm Crowe (Bruce Willis). As Dr. Crowe tries to uncover the truth about the child's supernatural abilities, the consequences for client and therapist are a jolt that awakens them both to something unexplainable.
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 10-23-2017, 12:49 PM   #13 (permalink)
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My dark secret is that your mum changed her name to escape me cause I've been stalking her since I was 13.
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Old 10-23-2017, 01:05 PM   #14 (permalink)
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100% cringe
0% comedy

not even so cringy that it becomes funny, just weird really.
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Old 10-23-2017, 01:10 PM   #15 (permalink)
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It's only weird cause your last name is fake cause the government randomly gave it to you to throw me off the scent.
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Old 12-12-2017, 11:24 AM   #16 (permalink)
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

5. One of the main heroes of the first season is a cyborg nazi.

4. One of the bad guys falls into a volcano, and then gets blasted into space.

3. Almost every character/location is named after a song/band/musician, and the guys named after Led Zeppelin all eat shit in like five seconds.

2. Look out, decapitated heads sometimes have laser eyes.

1. WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

6. You thought there would only be five reasons, BUT THERE WERE ACTUALLY SIX
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Old 12-12-2017, 11:32 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I'm assuming you're talking about the new series? Should I just skip the original? Should I start the manga first (I read a bit of it years ago but can't remember much)? Or just go with the new ****?
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The Godfather

1. Italians are inferior
2. Unrealistic - God would have struck him down during the baptism
3. Incited Watergate
4. Dialogue makes no sense - if the gun wasn't in the bathroom, he would just walk out empty handed. Walking out with his dick in his hands would be illegal.
5. They don't even eat pizza once
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I'm assuming you're talking about the new series? Should I just skip the original? Should I start the manga first (I read a bit of it years ago but can't remember much)? Or just go with the new ****?
Just grab a beer, and watch this shit front to back:
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (TV Series 2012
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

5. One of the main heroes of the first season is a cyborg nazi.

4. One of the bad guys falls into a volcano, and then gets blasted into space.

3. Almost every character/location is named after a song/band/musician, and the guys named after Led Zeppelin all eat shit in like five seconds.

2. Look out, decapitated heads sometimes have laser eyes.

1. WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

6. You thought there would only be five reasons, BUT THERE WERE ACTUALLY SIX
Well now I have to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
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