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Old 03-12-2018, 01:15 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2018, 01:16 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2018, 01:35 PM   #63 (permalink)
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''Staged Video Shows 'Refugee' Fake Drowning''

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*tarantula ballet dancers*
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Old 03-12-2018, 01:40 PM   #64 (permalink)
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*tarantula ballet dancers*
I didn't click on it because I don't want dumb **** to show up in my recommended videos.
Could even be true, but yeah, most likely some severely misinterpreted or outright faked **** from some right wing conspiracy site.

Edit: **** you. Jokes on you though since I still didn't click.
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Old 03-12-2018, 01:41 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Tarantula ballet dancers turned me into a right wing Nazi fascist racist misogynistic catastrophe.
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Old 03-12-2018, 01:43 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2018, 06:53 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (John LeCarre)

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Rich Man, Poor Man (Irwin Shaw)

Capitalism at work

The Client (John Grisham)

Or as we like to call him in the legal trade, the cash cow.
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Old 03-14-2018, 10:17 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Old 04-16-2018, 06:54 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Hey, this is an amusing thread!
Some of my favourites so far:-

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WAR AND PEACE (LEO TOLSTOY)

First there was war, then there was peace.

Lolita (Vladimir Nabokov)

Thank Heaven for little girls.
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Naked Lunch (William S. Burroughs)

The two boys were laughing and stroking each others pricks, droppers with clotted blood stuck in their arms, as hordes of black centipedes crawled inside their *******s.
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The Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck)

A family of losers couldn’t find work.
And if I might add a couple of my own:-

Little Women (Louisa May Alcott):
A prissy Yank girl witters on about her prissy Yank sisters. Luckily one of them dies, and it's not the butch lesbian.

Nausea (J.P. Sartre):
Guy writes an entire book about how he's unable to write a book.

The DaVinci Code (Dan Brown):
Tom Hanks pretends to be a clever-cloggs by copying all his ideas from Holy Blood, Holy Grail.

Diary of Bridget Jones / Jane Austen's Complete Works:
Watch out girls! Sometimes the dishy guy is a bastard.
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Old 04-16-2018, 05:43 PM   #70 (permalink)
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