from freak fighter to lamp lighter

The Batlord · 10-15-2017, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

A mother****er who needs a sledgehammer introduced to his cranium.

I Googled him and found no murdered children or animal sacrifice, so what's so bad about him that he requires a journal entry?

OccultHawk · 10-15-2017, 07:00 PM

He's like oh aren't we great we gentrified the entire Bay Area with our incredible innovations. Sorry nobody can afford to live there anymore. I'm such a man of the people. Hey open source and I'm rich as a **** and give pretentious as **** TedTalks to a bunch of other snotty ****s and we're revolutionizing the world. Put your hands together for us and me especially. I deserve to have everything and dominate the physical space of cultures I did nothing to build because I'm rich and zen and went to Havard so buy my piece of **** book even though I don't really have a ****ing thing to say except how great I am.

Oriphiel · 10-16-2017, 07:57 PM

Slayer - Show No Mercy

Right from the start, this is some good shit. Reminds me of when I was a teenager, and I used to listen to Painkiller at full blast in the supermarket and then go home to watch lo-fi rips of shitty movies scattered across the taint of the internet.

But as the album continued, something strange started to happen; a peculiar sensation did I feel, a-creeping across my thighs. As I looked down, I saw a sharp glint of steel poking out of my jeans. It was then that I realized that my cock had been transformed into a blade; at first a simple dagger, but before the night had ended it had become a glorious claymore. Standing up, my balls a-clanking (as they had been morphed into grenades), I rushed out the door to find a wench in which to sheath my edge.

Seriously, that was fucking awesome. It also helps that Autumn is like the best time to listen to shit like this. I'm gonna go buy some Slayer albums now.

OccultHawk · 10-16-2017, 09:31 PM

Wow

Beautiful

Write another one!

OccultHawk · 10-16-2017, 10:02 PM

The Batlord · 10-17-2017, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Slayer - Show No Mercy

Right from the start, this is some good shit. Reminds me of when I was a teenager, and I used to listen to Painkiller at full blast in the supermarket and then go home to watch lo-fi rips of shitty movies scattered across the taint of the internet.

But as the album continued, something strange started to happen; a peculiar sensation did I feel, a-creeping across my thighs. As I looked down, I saw a sharp glint of steel poking out of my jeans. It was then that I realized that my cock had been transformed into a blade; at first a simple dagger, but before the night had ended it had become a glorious claymore. Standing up, my balls a-clanking (as they had been morphed into grenades), I rushed out the door to find a wench in which to sheath my edge.

Seriously, that was fucking awesome. It also helps that Autumn is like the best time to listen to shit like this. I'm gonna go buy some Slayer albums now.

Oriphiel · 10-19-2017, 04:32 PM

I listened to Show no Mercy again. I think The Antichrist is my favorite track. That riff is so fun and perfect.

The Batlord · 10-19-2017, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

I listened to Show no Mercy again. I think The Antichrist is my favorite track. That riff is so fun and perfect.

Definitely phat, but I'd either go for "Die by the Sword" or "Black Magic".

Oriphiel · 10-19-2017, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Definitely phat, but I'd either go for "Die by the Sword" or "Black Magic".

Btw, wasn't Slayer the band that made JGuy stop talking to you because he thought you were satanic or whatever? If so, lol.

The Batlord · 10-19-2017, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Btw, wasn't Slayer the band that made JGuy stop talking to you because he thought you were satanic or whatever? If so, lol.

I don't know if he stopped talking to me, but he definitely had a fit cause half the forum kept telling him to listen to Slayer. He was all like, "But Jebus!", and we were like, "Ur a fukkin tard, dood."

10-15-2017, 07:00 PM	#132 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	He's like oh aren't we great we gentrified the entire Bay Area with our incredible innovations. Sorry nobody can afford to live there anymore. I'm such a man of the people. Hey open source and I'm rich as a ** and give pretentious as TedTalks to a bunch of other snotty s and we're revolutionizing the world. Put your hands together for us and me especially. I deserve to have everything and dominate the physical space of cultures I did nothing to build because I'm rich and zen and went to Havard so buy my piece of book even though I don't really have a **ing thing to say except how great I am. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

10-16-2017, 07:57 PM	#133 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	Slayer - Show No Mercy Right from the start, this is some good shit. Reminds me of when I was a teenager, and I used to listen to Painkiller at full blast in the supermarket and then go home to watch lo-fi rips of shitty movies scattered across the taint of the internet. But as the album continued, something strange started to happen; a peculiar sensation did I feel, a-creeping across my thighs. As I looked down, I saw a sharp glint of steel poking out of my jeans. It was then that I realized that my cock had been transformed into a blade; at first a simple dagger, but before the night had ended it had become a glorious claymore. Standing up, my balls a-clanking (as they had been morphed into grenades), I rushed out the door to find a wench in which to sheath my edge. Seriously, that was fucking awesome. It also helps that Autumn is like the best time to listen to shit like this. I'm gonna go buy some Slayer albums now. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

10-16-2017, 09:31 PM	#134 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Wow Beautiful Write another one! __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

10-16-2017, 10:02 PM	#135 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	__________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

10-19-2017, 04:32 PM	#137 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	I listened to Show no Mercy again. I think The Antichrist is my favorite track. That riff is so fun and perfect. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------