Oi to the world (lyrics, punk, album, doors, songs)

**sleepy jack** · 12-23-2004, 05:52 PM

How Many of us own the vandals Christmas album?i post some lyrics cause its funny as hell.

"My First Christmas As A Woman"

With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
and follow my dreams and to face
a life of delusion and gender confusion
no longer will be the case

I never wanted army men of basketballs,
I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
And dressing up in mother's clothing.

My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Now that's a ghost of Christmas past

Now it feels like the very first time,
cuz it's going to be the very first time,
that Christmas feels right to me.

And I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It's my first Christmas as a woman

A doctor reconstructed my genitals
And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
for a guy who could love a girl like me.

I took the hormones and I got my breasts
This season's gonna be the best to me.

I won't have to tuck it behind me
Since I got my brand new vagina
It's my first Christmas as a woman.

Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
My jerk, chop it off
It's no use to me.
Cut it off!
Chop it off! Chop it off!
My jerk, cut it off so I can finally be
A Woman...

Now I'm finally happy cuz I made my goal
to be a post operation transsexual.
now I'm a pretty lady

Now it feels like the very first time,
cuz it's going to be the very first time,
that Christmas feels right to me.

Cuz I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It's my first Christmas as a woman

jesus · 12-23-2004, 05:54 PM

hahaha

I don't own it....

**sleepy jack** · 12-23-2004, 05:56 PM

You should its the only christmas album worth buying.

Fenixpunk · 12-23-2004, 11:10 PM

CHRISTMAS TIME FOR MY PENIS

I see you've been feeling down -
When I needed you, you've been around -
So this year I've a Christmas surprise -
that will make your spirits rise... -
I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me -
And when things seemed unclear-
you did the thinking for me. -
I owe you so much that its hard, -
to repay you for all the good times -
and I won't forget you this year.. -
It's Christmas time for my penis. -
I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand -
When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man -
I owe you so much that its hard, -
to repay you for all the good times -
And I'm going to give you the joy -
that you've earned this year pal... -
It's Christmas time for my penis. -
I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times -
It's Christmas time for my penis. -
I know you've been feeling down, -
all bent up its so hard to breathe -
Don't fret this Christmas- - you'll get the attention you need -
I love you so much that it's hard, - to repay you for all the good times -
we'll get whores and pornography- - your special holiday, pal... -
It's Christmas time for my penis.

**sleepy jack** · 12-23-2004, 11:15 PM

ahh this could go on and on haha lets make it.

Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them
But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection.
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
If burgers touch my property they won't leave here with out a limp
Packing heat this Christmas I'll shoot it off on New Year's Eve,
cuz bullets go in outer space when pointed up I believe
A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud
it says that I will not take all of this bull**** lying down
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once Stay the **** away from my ****
I will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport
and to keep the carolers off my god damn porch
and preventing Yuletide homicide's this year
I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause
Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once Stay the **** away from my ****
Christmas needs security , security is weapons.
Vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons
It's the greatest gift we have taking out our rivals
Thank you Santa, thank you God
for guaranteeing my survival
A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud
it says that I will not take all of this bull**** lying down
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once Stay the **** away from my ****
I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause
Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once Stay the **** away from my crap
or I'll bust a cap in your ass!!!

All_Nite_Dinah · 12-24-2004, 10:14 AM

This is my favorite x-mas music.

"Then, an amazing thing occurred. The kittens began meowing along with the melodies of the songs that were playing. Now with each toy making season, they entertain the Elves with their beautiful singing and playful antics. Many people believe this is why the kittens sing so well. And to this day, if you listen carefully outside your door on Christmas Eve, you might hear the sound of the Jingle Cats ringing through the neighborhood as every year, they ride high above the rooftops with Santa in his sleigh. You may find your own kitty singing along.

If you look in your kitty's eyes he might wink at you to let you know that he, too, has heard the enchanting sound of the Jingle Cats."

http://jinglecats.com/ht/mews~1.htm

**Urban Hatemonger** · 12-24-2004, 03:46 PM

Is this what punk has become?

Joe Strummer would turn in his grave.

**sleepy jack** · 12-24-2004, 04:21 PM

Shutup i try to make a fun thread about funny christmas punk/pop-punk songs and you be a **** dont be negative twat.

jesus · 12-24-2004, 09:08 PM

MIsfits chill out just ignore him

**sleepy jack** · 12-24-2004, 11:26 PM

^your right hes just tryin to piss me off^

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12-23-2004, 05:52 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,580	Oi to the world How Many of us own the vandals Christmas album?i post some lyrics cause its funny as hell. "My First Christmas As A Woman" With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest and follow my dreams and to face a life of delusion and gender confusion no longer will be the case I never wanted army men of basketballs, I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls And dressing up in mother's clothing. My whole life I've been feeling only feminine It always seemed so useless trying to be a man Now that's a ghost of Christmas past Now it feels like the very first time, cuz it's going to be the very first time, that Christmas feels right to me. And I know that I'm looking good Just like a real girl should- It's my first Christmas as a woman A doctor reconstructed my genitals And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe for a guy who could love a girl like me. I took the hormones and I got my breasts This season's gonna be the best to me. I won't have to tuck it behind me Since I got my brand new vagina It's my first Christmas as a woman. Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off! My jerk, chop it off It's no use to me. Cut it off! Chop it off! Chop it off! My jerk, cut it off so I can finally be A Woman... Now I'm finally happy cuz I made my goal to be a post operation transsexual. now I'm a pretty lady Now it feels like the very first time, cuz it's going to be the very first time, that Christmas feels right to me. Cuz I know that I'm looking good Just like a real girl should- It's my first Christmas as a woman __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.

12-23-2004, 05:54 PM
jesus cat addict Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,108	hahaha I don't own it....

12-23-2004, 05:56 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,580	You should its the only christmas album worth buying. __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.

12-23-2004, 11:10 PM
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,128	CHRISTMAS TIME FOR MY PENIS I see you've been feeling down - When I needed you, you've been around - So this year I've a Christmas surprise - that will make your spirits rise... - I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me - And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me. - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - and I won't forget you this year.. - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand - When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - And I'm going to give you the joy - that you've earned this year pal... - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I know you've been feeling down, - all bent up its so hard to breathe - Don't fret this Christmas- - you'll get the attention you need - I love you so much that it's hard, - to repay you for all the good times - we'll get whores and pornography- - your special holiday, pal... - It's Christmas time for my penis. __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - Hoodlum Hardcore

12-23-2004, 11:15 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,580	ahh this could go on and on haha lets make it. Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection. I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts If burgers touch my property they won't leave here with out a limp Packing heat this Christmas I'll shoot it off on New Year's Eve, cuz bullets go in outer space when pointed up I believe A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud it says that I will not take all of this bull** lying down I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts I'll only tell you once Stay the away from my I will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport and to keep the carolers off my god damn porch and preventing Yuletide homicide's this year I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts I'll only tell you once Stay the away from my Christmas needs security , security is weapons. Vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons It's the greatest gift we have taking out our rivals Thank you Santa, thank you God for guaranteeing my survival A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud it says that I will not take all of this bull lying down I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts I'll only tell you once Stay the away from my I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts I'll only tell you once Stay the ** away from my crap or I'll bust a cap in your ass!!! __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.

12-24-2004, 10:14 AM
All_Nite_Dinah Not Impressed Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 757	This is my favorite x-mas music. "Then, an amazing thing occurred. The kittens began meowing along with the melodies of the songs that were playing. Now with each toy making season, they entertain the Elves with their beautiful singing and playful antics. Many people believe this is why the kittens sing so well. And to this day, if you listen carefully outside your door on Christmas Eve, you might hear the sound of the Jingle Cats ringing through the neighborhood as every year, they ride high above the rooftops with Santa in his sleigh. You may find your own kitty singing along. If you look in your kitty's eyes he might wink at you to let you know that he, too, has heard the enchanting sound of the Jingle Cats." http://jinglecats.com/ht/mews~1.htm

12-24-2004, 03:46 PM
Urban Hatemonger Has Cool Points In Droves Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 10,146	Is this what punk has become? Joe Strummer would turn in his grave.

12-24-2004, 04:21 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,580	Shutup i try to make a fun thread about funny christmas punk/pop-punk songs and you be a **** dont be negative twat. __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.

12-24-2004, 09:08 PM
jesus cat addict Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,108	MIsfits chill out just ignore him

12-24-2004, 11:26 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,580	^your right hes just tryin to piss me off^ __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.