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Account Disabled
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 4
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I love all of eminems lyrics especially when he is lyrically sick wit his rhymez
Met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden leg Snatched it off and beat him over the ****ing head with the peg Go to bed with the keg wake up with the 40 Mixed up with Alka Seltzer and Formula 44D **** an acid tab I'll strap the whole sheet to my forehead Wait until it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead No more said case closed end of discussion I'm blowin up like spontaneous human combustion Leaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas Cross the bombas We blowin up your house killing your parents and coming back to get your foster mommas And I'm as good at keeping a promise as Nostradamus Cause I aint making no more threats I'm doing drivebys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets I'm more or less sick in the head Maybe more cause I smoked crack today, yesterday, and the day before sabbath Walk the block with a labrador Strapit more corral for war than El Salvador Foul style galore Verbal cow manure Coming together like the eyebrow on Al |
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Bring da Ruckus
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: British Columbia
Posts: 4,020
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"you dont know the technique, so dont tell lies..I'll shoot your mom in the back and fuck the bullet hole until she dies"
Immortal Technique in some rap battle against a fat whitey.
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Life's not a bitch life is a beautiful woman You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold
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Music Addict
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Ireland
Posts: 51
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Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold' Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!) My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh) My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits A premature birth that was four minutes late Mother.. are you there? I love you I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain? I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her Cause when I drop this solo **** it's over with I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it Eminem - role model gotta love the slim shady LP |
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Ya Wanna Trip?
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 955
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It goes one for the money (HEY) two for the show (YEAH)
Three for the pussy, fo' for the glow (HEY) Five for the rookies, six for the pros (NAH) Seven for the numbers of them ****in zeroes (WHAT?) Eight for haters, nine for the cause Ten for my niggaz, behind big bars (HEY) **** these devils, and they laws (YEAH!) Never question the size of Ice Cube's balls This is the last verse. Such a good song.
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Groupie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 33
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Protect Ya Neck
I smoke on the mic like smokin Joe Frazier The hell raiser, raisin hell with the flavor Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan Swingin through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman So uhh, tic toc and keep tickin While I get ya flippin off the **** I'm kickin The Lone Ranger, code red, danger! Deep in the dark with the art to rip charts apart The vandal, too hot to handle Ya battle, you're sayin Goodbye like Tevin Campbell Roughneck, Inspector Deck's on the set The rebel, I make more noise than heavy metal Hit 'Em Up First off, **** your bitch And the click you claim West side when we ride Come equipped with game You claim to be a playa But, I ****ed your wife We bust on Bad Boys niggas **** for Life Plus Puffy tryin' to see me weak Hearts I rip Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia Some mark ass bitches We keep on coming While we running for yah jewels Steady gunning Keep on busting at them fools You know the rules Little Ceasar go ask you homie How i'll leave yah Cut your young ass up See yah in pieces Now be deceased Little Kim, Don't **** around with real G's Quick to snatch your ugly ass, off the streets So **** peace I'll let them niggas know It's on for Life Don't let the west side Ride the night (ha ha) Bad Boys murdered on Wax and kill **** with me And get your caps peeled You know, See Positive Contact Transmutation, brand new statements I'll have you gapin, open Check it out y'all Now let's see -- Deltron Z Art avenger, let's start the adventure Hit ya with nerve gas, absurd blasts Crashin space craft, I'm bio-enhanced Hiero advanced series, monstrous evolution Headed, tooth and nail, scoop the trail Super-sleuth, a new race Mad creator, savage nature World Wide Web, the ebb and flow Light years from watchful eyes while my thoughts provide objectives to ostracize the pompous prophecies Underground societies are hard to lead Asteroid surfing, castor-oil burping The darkest side of humanity animated The grand awakening, plan to take it in I demand your patronage, mobilize my battletanks With clusters small, NTR's to empty Mars Many MC's cruise low earth orbit Easier for me to use my search warrant Drift by a star, absorb it, and store it Leave tourists pourous, my galaxy's gorgeous Quantum jump - I'm right at your doorstep [Kid Koala cuts:] Positive contact (wait a minute) Positive contact (I know perfectly well what it is you're talking about) Positive contact (wait a minute) Positive contact (even if the record skips, I still rip) [Del] Now I catch more wreck with fast ignition My last decision, pulse amplification Terror with napalm, I want y'all to stay calm Alien annihilation, I stay armed to the grill piece and kill beef 20 percent matter, 30 percent is energy Assimilating to become a living being Evaporative radiation fades your station I get high as aviation [Kid Koala cuts:] Positive contact (wait a minute) Positive contact (reactors on) Positive contact (wait a minute) Positive contact (even if the record skips, I still rip) [Del] I rise like helium, you're falling rapidly Trapped in apathy, while I track your speed I'm what you call a legend, dominance with armageddon Gives me a warm reception Verbal war with weapons, installation Blowin the star dust, distance twelve parsecs Enthuse your phalanx with my literary talents Just a bit of balance, rip the silence in space, all-star systems are our victims Atomics, anonymous with ominous implications of information, or information, and entertainment Cyber-tech dialect, you gotta earn my respect I'm like Gamera to amateurs, hit em with a cannonball And in all this confusion The fusion of music and mind precipitates translucent illusions Search the ruins with Automator Hit the walls with a carbonator Hit-or-missiles, just regenerate The sonic soldiers allow us to demonstrate Emergency dispatch, skyscrapers ripped back from the impact, their flow is mismatched My style's protected by heat shields and ceramics Don't panic, I landed on planet Mercury Gave it atmosphere, set up my headquarters I'll never get captured here Rap your tear clap your ear with Soulsonic Mantronik phonics Turn your brain to an omelette I'll hold a comet in bondage, with my dominance Take a space shuttle to escape trouble Bounce through the Milky Way Not many MC's feel this way [Kid Koala cuts:] Positive contact (wait a minute) Positive contact (yeah yeah, what is it now) Positive contact (wait a minute) Positive contact (even if the record skips, I still rip) White Kids Love Hip Hop white kids love hip hop and disc drives, go-carts and fist fights, getting drunk on bud then getting high like a pitch pipe. are you an mc chris type; a hip hop lovin’ half pint? then just turn on your heartlight. a bunsen burner barfly. this is our time blast it from the boombox, liberate the goondocks, saw your cousin in a tube top, bust a nugget in a tube sock. it’s tupac, it’s big pop, it’s hip hop, it don’t stop. I love that song, I love that groove. mother****er, well I can’t help but move. so if you don’t mind, if it’s alright with you I’m gonna get in the electric slide line just to prove that: chorus – white kids love hip hop x3 white kids love hip hop and axel, tractors and rambo, playing unreal tournament with infinite ammo. taggers and vandals in black socks and sandals, doin as many drugs as they can mother****in’ handle. skippin’ school, breakin’ rules and flippin the bird, fast food cartoons after ittin’ some erb. freakin dem flirts, making’m pur till it hurts, just a couple nerds clockin’ the curbs, a couple a words about my nilla wiggas, packin peters that are measured in milimeters. we don’t talk in the theaters like we’re siskel and ebert. we drink box wine and we listen to weezer. chorus repeat
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Man This verse can't be done justice in the written form, It's ODB off Da mystery of chessboxin'
Here I go, keep type flow Jacque Cousteau could never get this low..I'm cherry bombin sh!ts... BOOM Just warmin up a little bit, vroom vroom Rappinin is what's happenin Keep the pockets stacked and then, hands clappin and At the party when I move my body Gotta get up, and be-eeeee somebody! Grab the microphone put strength to the bone DUH-DUH-DUH...enter the Wu-Tang zone Sure enough when I rock that stuff Guff puff I'm gonna catch your bluff tuff rough, kickin rhymes like Jim Kelly or Alex Haley im a Mmumuh..Beetle Bailey rhymes comin raw style, hardcore Niggaz be comin to the hip-hop store Comin to buy gro-cery from me Tryin to be a hip-hop MC The law, in order to enter the Wu-Tang You must bring the Ol' Dirty Bastard type slang Represent the GZA, Abbott, RZA, Shaquan, Inspectah Deck Dirty Hoe gettin low wit his flow Introducin, the Ghost..face.. Killah!! No one could get illa
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Modern Drummer
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 966
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