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Old 06-09-2008, 05:21 PM  
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Default Favorite One-Liners

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I'm hittin switches on bitches like I been fixed with hydraulics
-2Pac, How Do You Want It

Bass, how low can you go, death row
-Public Enemy, Bring The Noise
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Old 06-09-2008, 05:27 PM  
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My flow is art unique, my flow can part the sea.
- Lil Wayne

I rip it hardcore like porno flick bitches.
- Wu-Tang
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Old 06-09-2008, 06:46 PM  
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"**** an acid tab I'll strap the sheet to my forehead let it absorb in and hit the floor dead"
Eminem (I think thats how it went)
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Old 06-10-2008, 12:05 AM  
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Macaulay Culkin wasn't home alone.
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Old 06-10-2008, 05:25 AM  
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"Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps" Chuck D
I hear that.
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Old 06-10-2008, 03:31 PM  
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Life's a bitch and then you die, thats why we get high, cause you never know when you're gonna go.
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Old 06-10-2008, 03:33 PM  
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Life's a bitch and then you die, thats why we get high, cause you never know when you're gonna go.
How did i forget that one?
"I don't sleep, 'cos sleep is the cousin of death"
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Now look here princess, I fought my way through horrifying mushroom monsters and giant turtles, I've been told "thank you Mario but the princess is in another castle" 7 damn times, I just killed a giant f*cking fire breathing turtle dragon, and all I get is a simple thank you? Bullsh*t. You owe me some poontang, or at least a blow job.
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Old 06-10-2008, 03:34 PM  
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I'm so mothafuckin high, I can eat a star.
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Old 06-10-2008, 03:55 PM  
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Your mom busted in and said "WHAT'S THAT NOISE!?!?"
Aww, mom your just jealous it's The Beastie Boys!

Childhood memories!
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Old 06-10-2008, 04:00 PM  
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Revolution is not anarchism
Not cynicism or an anachronism
There's isms and schisms
The cast iron prisms.
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