The best way to describe Metal (soundtrack, rock, vocalist, track)

sleepy jack · 11-29-2007, 05:17 PM

Well, if you look up the definition of bad music you can find some freakishly similar to the definition of metal. That is the only clue I will give you.

The Dave · 11-29-2007, 05:23 PM

How does one describe metal? Answer: \m/

Muzak · 11-29-2007, 08:45 PM

Metal...ist krieg

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN · 11-29-2007, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Muzak

Metal...ist krieg

^funniest thing in this thread by far.

This is metal:

Clownbaby · 11-29-2007, 10:31 PM

Metal is like the part in Jurassic Park where the T Rex eats the goat

dramababe · 11-29-2007, 10:44 PM

Metal to me is a band playing loud music and screaming at the top of their lungs...

Not very enjoyable to me, but thats just my opinion!!

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 11-29-2007, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Clownbaby

Metal is like the part in Jurassic Park where the T Rex eats the goat

^Wrong. It's like the part in Jurassic Park where the T Rex eats Martin Ferrero off of a toilet.

CityLightsLikeRain · 11-29-2007, 11:25 PM

Metal is depression, hate, fear, anticipation, regret, enjoyment, (place adjective here), and sex all rolled into a ball of evil and released through the thrashing of a hand on something such as a guitar, bass, or drum or escaping through an unhuman squeal or scream into a microphone.

Trauma · 11-29-2007, 11:55 PM

IT'S THE DEVIL, BILLY!

(Actually, I quite liked how riseagainstrocks put it)
For the record, I think that the show "Metalocalypse" is very true to what metal is supposed to be, even though it's ridiculous.
Dethklok is tight, loud, hard, didactic, slightly Satanic, and just plain awesome.

Wayfarer · 11-30-2007, 01:02 AM

SPINAL TAP ALREADY DID IT.

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11-29-2007, 05:17 PM
sleepy jack Vote Unfan For Mod '08 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,709	Well, if you look up the definition of bad music you can find some freakishly similar to the definition of metal. That is the only clue I will give you. __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.

11-29-2007, 05:23 PM
The Dave Me and The Major Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,895	How does one describe metal? Answer: \m/ __________________ My collection,winkwinkcoughcough

11-29-2007, 08:45 PM
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11-29-2007, 11:25 PM
CityLightsLikeRain Sunsetter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 1,102	Metal is depression, hate, fear, anticipation, regret, enjoyment, (place adjective here), and sex all rolled into a ball of evil and released through the thrashing of a hand on something such as a guitar, bass, or drum or escaping through an unhuman squeal or scream into a microphone. __________________ Here's your introduction to destruction & the hate sustaining me Are we safer or in danger? Drowning in atrocities? Riot gear, the slaves are here piling corpses high Its the rich man's war but its the poor that fight

11-30-2007, 01:02 AM
Wayfarer Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,308	SPINAL TAP ALREADY DID IT. __________________ The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.