Rap Battles (lyric, punk, rap, rapper, quote)

pheurton · 07-28-2008, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by pheurton

Ethan ain't no thetan, I'll **** in his eye and then he'll be beaten.

I'm sorry but I've won already.

WolfAtTheDoor · 07-29-2008, 08:35 PM

I'm the hiphopotamus my rhymes are bottomless...

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oojay · 07-30-2008, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor

I'm the hiphopotamus my rhymes are bottomless...

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I'm the hip-hop tiger
My rhymes are tighter!

*SNAP*

wolverinewolfweiselpigeon · 07-30-2008, 03:02 AM

Well guess what, I'm the hip-hop n00b.
And I win cuz I gots boobs.

oojay · 07-31-2008, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Well guess what, I'm the hip-hop n00b.
And I win cuz I gots boobs.

Well I'm the hip-hop viper with insane incizors to slice through your one-liners biotch.

oojay · 07-31-2008, 01:03 PM

Check it, you'd best get ya skills and start trainin' survival tactically/
You wanna battle me?/ Bitch better start thinikn' practically/
I'll mirk your style drastically/ Humbly state emphatically/
Battle you in my sleep without waking cuz you can't rattle me/
I could give two sh*ts about your bottomlesses/
I rhyme straight vicious on you f@ggot ass hip-hop-a-pota-a-musses/
One glock but I never misses/ Bust caps like started pistols/
Smack the words out your mouth and brush ya grill like colgate bristles/

WolfAtTheDoor · 07-31-2008, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

Check it, you'd best get ya skills and start trainin' survival tactically/
You wanna battle me?/ Bitch better start thinikn' practically/
I'll mirk your style drastically/ Humbly state emphatically/
Battle you in my sleep without waking cuz you can't rattle me/
I could give two sh*ts about your bottomlesses/
I rhyme straight vicious on you f@ggot ass hip-hop-a-pota-a-musses/
One glock but I never misses/ Bust caps like started pistols/
Smack the words out your mouth and brush ya grill like colgate bristles/

I highly doubt the use of guns is manageable over the internet,
and though you think you are invulnerable, you are simply incorrect.
a hiphopapotamus cannot be a f@ggot nor can it be a bitch,
it's a rhyme busting mammal, 3000 pounds and semi-aquatic.

oojay · 07-31-2008, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor

I highly doubt the use of guns is manageable over the internet,
and though you think you are invulnerable, you are simply incorrect.
a hiphopapotamus cannot be a f@ggot nor can it be a bitch,
it's a rhyme busting mammal, 3000 pounds and semi-aquatic.

Right right right, I'm startin' to understand it now/ Talkin' semi-aquatic like an amphibian/
This bitch'll catch 1 if by land and 2 if by sea when a ton and a half of straight whoop ass is what I'm bringing' him/
Yo, your words ring true to my invulnerabilty/ Built up mad hostility/
You musta been castrated cuz it's apparent you just can't f*ck with me/
Check it, you can doubt my use of glocks but you can't dodge the tick-tock of the clock when I straight spray shots and pump your back full of red spots like chicken pox/
You gonna reply with that lame sh*t?/ You say the wolf's at the door?/
Yo, I say bust that b*tch down if you think that you're ready for more/
Ready to/ Go to war/ Stock piles of mad styles that stop cats in their tracks and flip 'em on their ass like flapjacks/
B*tch/

Alfred · 07-31-2008, 08:08 PM

Not even Jesus could fix those so called rhymes,
you're livin' in the 80's man, get it with the times,
If you're not up to date, you're left behind, sucker
"You stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker"
Says my buddy from The Offspring, and he's sure right,
You've been wastin' yourself homie, your rhymes ain't so tight

WolfAtTheDoor · 07-31-2008, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

Right right right, I'm startin' to understand it now/ Talkin' semi-aquatic like an amphibian/
This bitch'll catch 1 if by land and 2 if by sea when a ton and a half of straight whoop ass is what I'm bringing' him/
Yo, your words ring true to my invulnerabilty/ Built up mad hostility/
You musta been castrated cuz it's apparent you just can't f*ck with me/
Check it, you can doubt my use of glocks but you can't dodge the tick-tock of the clock when I straight spray shots and pump your back full of red spots like chicken pox/
You gonna reply with that lame sh*t?/ You say the wolf's at the door?/
Yo, I say bust that b*tch down if you think that you're ready for more/
Ready to/ Go to war/ Stock piles of mad styles that stop cats in their tracks and flip 'em on their ass like flapjacks/
B*tch/

My dearest apologies, but I lost interest 3 lines in,
as your rhymes are getting longer I can sense your talent is growing thin,
the wolf IS at the door my friend, you are not mistaken
its huffin and its puffin, blowing your pork ass into bacon.
You struggle to keep my attention in fact I don't even bother looking twice,
where you might see yourself more public enemy, I see...

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