Chain Letter (metal, band, song, suicide)

crashingsun · 01-23-2006, 10:34 AM

I checked my mail today and this happened...
feel free to suggest a third verse, I think it needs one...

CHAIN LETTER BITCH
(thrash/metal)

why do you waste your time on me
with useless words I'll never need
maybe when you went to camp
your parents lost their f***ing stamps
and you cried because you knew they lied
and somewhere there you lost your mind

chain letter bitch its time to die
gonna help you commit postal suicide
gonna return-mail your ass till you bleed and cry
chain letter bitch, chain letter bitch,
chain letter bitch, its time to die

why do you promise me success
while you hide behind your bad address
and threaten me for not being like you:
a loser with nothing better to do
you better mail-order a coffin just for you
'cause your life has insufficient postage due

chorus

TrampInaTux · 01-23-2006, 11:24 AM

That. Is. Awful. But also it sticks it to all those annoying people who send chain mail. So well done, I guess.

Crowe · 01-23-2006, 06:49 PM

Oooooo. UH. Well.. It's a violent version of what seems like an Aaron Carter song... but if that's what you're going for A+ !!

crashingsun · 01-24-2006, 08:18 AM

this was not written with any serious intent but thanks for the thought
that's also why i said throw in a verse if you like
i'd love to see a metal band pick this up, probably one that doesn't take themselves too seriously, is there a metal primus anywhere?

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01-23-2006, 10:34 AM
crashingsun Groupie Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Left at Albuquerque Posts: 15	Chain Letter I checked my mail today and this happened... feel free to suggest a third verse, I think it needs one... CHAIN LETTER BITCH (thrash/metal) why do you waste your time on me with useless words I'll never need maybe when you went to camp your parents lost their f***ing stamps and you cried because you knew they lied and somewhere there you lost your mind chain letter bitch its time to die gonna help you commit postal suicide gonna return-mail your ass till you bleed and cry chain letter bitch, chain letter bitch, chain letter bitch, its time to die why do you promise me success while you hide behind your bad address and threaten me for not being like you: a loser with nothing better to do you better mail-order a coffin just for you 'cause your life has insufficient postage due chorus __________________ People Against People "Scientists in Taiwan say they have bred three pigs that glow in the dark." (Support Spam)

01-23-2006, 11:24 AM
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,451	That. Is. Awful. But also it sticks it to all those annoying people who send chain mail. So well done, I guess.

01-23-2006, 06:49 PM
Crowe Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chicago/St. Louie Posts: 727	Oooooo. UH. Well.. It's a violent version of what seems like an Aaron Carter song... but if that's what you're going for A+ !! __________________ My silly experimental band: www.myspace.com/boyfromthestarsmusic

01-24-2006, 08:18 AM
crashingsun Groupie Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Left at Albuquerque Posts: 15	this was not written with any serious intent but thanks for the thought that's also why i said throw in a verse if you like i'd love to see a metal band pick this up, probably one that doesn't take themselves too seriously, is there a metal primus anywhere? __________________ People Against People "Scientists in Taiwan say they have bred three pigs that glow in the dark." (Support Spam)