A Tale Of Two Titties. (dancing, album, 50cent, member)

TrampInaTux · 05-18-2006, 02:41 PM

Starting a fire without a match
you couldn't be that beautiful
there had to be a catch and there was
a man it seems had already taken your arm
Alright mate I'll back off everyone stay calm
We were only dancing it was harmless fun
I'll do up my trousers if you put back your gun, mate.
Tonight I came out expecting a couple of drinks
I don't know how it lead to this hang on let me think
I remember grinding along to the band
then this girl of yours dragged me away by the hand
and lead me closer to the stage
we got caught up in the mosh pit
and she said she couldn't stay so
I tumbled and we dived outside
where you was waiting to give her a ride
she didn't know though and she came on strong
she pushed her lips against mine and put my hand down her thong
and you came out with words bigger than your balls
but you pulled out a gun and you threatened us all
The girl blinded you with amazing technique
your soul was still angry but your dick was to weak
so you pointed to the car and said you'd take her back
and she nodded and followed you while brushing my lap
this is why you shouldn't live on drunken nights
loose girls, shaky tales and chaotic gun fights
just leave it.

~~bungalowbill357~~ · 05-18-2006, 03:25 PM

I liked it, up until the word trousers.

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 05-18-2006, 09:31 PM

That would sound really good over a 50cent beat sung by William Hung.

TrampInaTux · 05-19-2006, 01:16 AM

^I'm not taking that as a compliment.

sleepy jack · 05-19-2006, 01:18 AM

"I'll do up my trousers if you put back your gun, mate."

Mate kind of seems like, out of place there, it kind of disrupts the flow, but this maybe a nationality thing seeing as I rarely hear mate..Other then that, I like it. 7/10

TrampInaTux · 05-19-2006, 01:20 AM

Mate is a nationality thing... I was listening to The Streets new album when I wrote this, so it is different from other stuff I've done.

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 05-19-2006, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hobojesus

^I'm not taking that as a compliment.

...

it was just meant as a joke. When I read it...that was the image I got.

Crazy Luv · 05-19-2006, 11:35 PM

I like it, i think a 6.5/10 will due for this

angel18 · 05-21-2006, 06:54 AM

I liked it really good Hobo!

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05-18-2006, 02:41 PM
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,451	A Tale Of Two Titties. Starting a fire without a match you couldn't be that beautiful there had to be a catch and there was a man it seems had already taken your arm Alright mate I'll back off everyone stay calm We were only dancing it was harmless fun I'll do up my trousers if you put back your gun, mate. Tonight I came out expecting a couple of drinks I don't know how it lead to this hang on let me think I remember grinding along to the band then this girl of yours dragged me away by the hand and lead me closer to the stage we got caught up in the mosh pit and she said she couldn't stay so I tumbled and we dived outside where you was waiting to give her a ride she didn't know though and she came on strong she pushed her lips against mine and put my hand down her thong and you came out with words bigger than your balls but you pulled out a gun and you threatened us all The girl blinded you with amazing technique your soul was still angry but your dick was to weak so you pointed to the car and said you'd take her back and she nodded and followed you while brushing my lap this is why you shouldn't live on drunken nights loose girls, shaky tales and chaotic gun fights just leave it.

05-18-2006, 03:25 PM
~~bungalowbill357~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 2,749	I liked it, up until the word trousers.

05-19-2006, 01:16 AM
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,451	^I'm not taking that as a compliment.

05-19-2006, 01:18 AM
sleepy jack Vote Unfan For Mod '08 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,709	"I'll do up my trousers if you put back your gun, mate." Mate kind of seems like, out of place there, it kind of disrupts the flow, but this maybe a nationality thing seeing as I rarely hear mate..Other then that, I like it. 7/10 __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.

05-19-2006, 01:20 AM
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,451	Mate is a nationality thing... I was listening to The Streets new album when I wrote this, so it is different from other stuff I've done.

05-19-2006, 11:35 PM
Crazy Luv a l'amou fou pou tout Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NY Posts: 376	I like it, i think a 6.5/10 will due for this __________________ Gotta Problem Wit Me...SOLVE IT..Think Im Trippin...TIE MA SHOE..Cant Face Me..THEN TURN DA FUCK AROUND Though our hands are chained like they are They haven't taken music from us yet So that's how we'll fight We'll never apologize for saying what we feel Thats like apologizing just for being real

05-21-2006, 06:54 AM
angel18 Music Addict Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 135	I liked it really good Hobo!