ATTN: Songwriters (dancing, house, fan, Kiss, classic)

**sleepy jack** · 12-10-2006, 04:35 PM

I think it would be fun.
If we all wrote christmas songs.
=D
Anyone else wanna try it?

Raine · 12-10-2006, 04:52 PM

Sounds like a spiffy idea.
I'd try it.

**sleepy jack** · 12-10-2006, 05:15 PM

Rough Draft.

You Turned Me On This Holiday

Under the winter sunset sitting by the quiet fire your brown eyes shining, a final ray through the pristine glass, the suns last smile before it surrenders to the moon, as your sweater falls off your shoulders like a rose petal dancing on the wind, as we kiss in the fire lights while the winter world sleeps outside.

Another log on the fire we need the extra warmth tonight, and you fan the flame like candles we meld together our naked bodies entwined, two delicate snowflakes, while the winter world sleeps outside.

And I say,
"Hey babe, i'm dreaming of a white christmas"

- 12/10/06

swim · 12-10-2006, 05:52 PM

Best christmas song ever. I'm not sure what that's worth though.

One thing though. I don't think pristine really fits in describing a light ray. Maybe you're trying to describe something I don't get but, I think would be better to say the pristine glass.

**sleepy jack** · 12-10-2006, 05:53 PM

Yeah, thats a better idea.

*edits*

tdoc210 · 12-10-2006, 07:20 PM

maybeh i dunno, old school xmas wins. sleighs, and trees, and snow, and cabins, and..

oojay · 12-10-2006, 07:53 PM

Sure to be a classic:

'Twas the night before christmas when all through the house/
Had my bitch on my lap with my hand up her blouse/
Her stockings were hung by the chimney with care/
Took 'em off with my teeth and threw 'em over there/
The chidren were nestled all snug in their beds/
I tried not to wake them as the bitch gave me head/
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap/
Doin' it so hard that her butt cheeks clap/
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter/
So I snuggled up to that ass, it couldnt be phatter/
Away to the window I flew like a flash/
Cuz after we finished the ho wanted cash/
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow/
Stuck it in so far I broke her collar bone/

**sleepy jack** · 12-10-2006, 07:55 PM

Well I hope you have a merry little christmas too.

Slut.

oojay · 12-13-2006, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

Sure to be a classic:

'Twas the night before christmas when all through the house/
Had my bitch on my lap with my hand up her blouse/
Her stockings were hung by the chimney with care/
Took 'em off with my teeth and threw 'em over there/
The chidren were nestled all snug in their beds/
I tried not to wake them as the bitch gave me head/
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap/
Doin' it so hard that her butt cheeks clap/
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter/
So I snuggled up to that ass, it couldnt be phatter/
Away to the window I flew like a flash/
Cuz after we finished the ho wanted cash/
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow/
Stuck it in so far I broke her collar bone/

Im gonna dedicate that one to MJ. I can just picture him and the neighborhood MILF's cuddled around a warm fire, singing this for hours on end.

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12-10-2006, 04:35 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,572	ATTN: Songwriters I think it would be fun. If we all wrote christmas songs. =D Anyone else wanna try it? __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.

12-10-2006, 04:52 PM
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,502	Sounds like a spiffy idea. I'd try it. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

12-10-2006, 05:15 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,572	Rough Draft. You Turned Me On This Holiday Under the winter sunset sitting by the quiet fire your brown eyes shining, a final ray through the pristine glass, the suns last smile before it surrenders to the moon, as your sweater falls off your shoulders like a rose petal dancing on the wind, as we kiss in the fire lights while the winter world sleeps outside. Another log on the fire we need the extra warmth tonight, and you fan the flame like candles we meld together our naked bodies entwined, two delicate snowflakes, while the winter world sleeps outside. And I say, "Hey babe, i'm dreaming of a white christmas" - 12/10/06 __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.

12-10-2006, 05:52 PM
swim I'm still your f4g Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,525	Best christmas song ever. I'm not sure what that's worth though. One thing though. I don't think pristine really fits in describing a light ray. Maybe you're trying to describe something I don't get but, I think would be better to say the pristine glass. __________________ Whatever it is you think you are, you're not a good friend, unique, well read, good looking or smart. Now you know.

12-10-2006, 05:53 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,572	Yeah, thats a better idea. edits __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.

12-10-2006, 07:20 PM
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,550	maybeh i dunno, old school xmas wins. sleighs, and trees, and snow, and cabins, and.. __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

12-10-2006, 07:55 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,572	Well I hope you have a merry little christmas too. Slut. __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.