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12-12-2006, 02:48 AM
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They call me Tundra Boy
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Santa Claus is coming to town (for Ethan's christmas song thing)
I'm thinking to write a Christmas song about how Santa is a deranged pervert/paedophile. Just started and I'll update it as I get ideas. If anybody else has good suggestions for lines or sections, post them here please.
To the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town". --- You'd better watch out You'd best stay inside That big fat red suit hides the filthiest mind Santa Claus is coming to town He's adorning himself In handcuffs and tights Fulfilling his burgeoning penchant for vice Santa Claus is coming to town He see's you when you're sleeping The dirty, hairy perv He'll creep into your room at night And never say a word So you'd better watch out You'd better watch out While that once-a-year weirdo is roaming about Santa claus is coming to town
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12-12-2006, 03:08 AM
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w0rd
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Haha this is good. The idea of it really made me laugh
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12-12-2006, 03:13 AM
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They call me Tundra Boy
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More ideas I've got to crowbar into it:
1. Giving present to children is how he 'grooms' them. 2. The line "do you want to come and see my reindeer, little boy" has to be in there somewhere. 3. Christmas songs are a form of brainwashing, to make children more susceptible to his devices. I'll leave out mentioning his 'magical sack' or him entering through the chimney.. 
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12-12-2006, 08:07 AM
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They call me Tundra Boy
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Would the phrase
"Adorning himself, in handcuffs and tights Fulfilling his burgeoning penchant for vice" make sense (I know it's a bit convoluted, which is why I like it in this case)? It sounds very funny to me, so I'd like to put it in (where the similar line already is) And should I rename it "Santa Clause is going to town" "Santa, that filthy old hound" What other phrase could I use here? Come on, team effort.
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12-12-2006, 10:31 PM
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Bone Machine
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Change it to Santa Clause is going to town. Because, hanging around made me instantly think this was about santa being hung.
And defiantly add the adorning himself part.
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12-13-2006, 04:57 AM
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The Childcatcher
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It looks good.
Record it when it's done and send it to me? 
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12-13-2006, 11:52 AM
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They call me Tundra Boy
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YOU must, I repeat.. MUST... listen to this
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