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12-12-2006, 12:56 PM
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They call me Tundra Boy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In your linen cupboard.
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More a stupid rhyme than anything. (another christmas one)
I set aside one day a year
To go and see the family One day, from all those many months I find it's quite enough for me As mother burns the turkey And father falls asleep I find solace in this christmas punch One shot per minute throughout lunch Singing carols merrily Christmas cheer left in my wake This brandy is too much to take I throw up on the christmas tree Silent night, silent night Not a chance... I start a fight I hit my brother with a cracker Then, drunkenly, shred present wrappers "The jumper you got me looks queer as hell Its at least two sizes too small If you don't like the sock I bought Then you can suck my jingle balls" Singing carols merrily Christmas cheer left in my wake This brandy is too much to take I throw up on the christmas tree .
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12-12-2006, 04:36 PM
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dance music
Join Date: Nov 2004
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hahah, i like it.
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12-12-2006, 04:45 PM
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They call me Tundra Boy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In your linen cupboard.
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I'm still enjoying the lines 'I throw up on the christmas tree'. I don't know why, it makes me smile for some reason. Kind of reminds me of the time I threw up on one of the doors to the Weymouth tourist information office. Don't know why, it didn't look like a christmas tree.
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