Word Game II: Muffin (cover, quote, song, Siren, hands)

**sleepy jack** · 01-02-2007, 03:43 PM

You all know the drill but instead of Butterscotch were using muffin.

Muffin
muf·fin
–noun

1. an individual cup-shaped quick bread made with wheat flour, cornmeal, or the like, and baked in a pan (muffin pan) containing a series of cuplike forms.
2. A small, cup-shaped quick bread, often sweetened.
3. An English muffin.

swim · 01-02-2007, 03:43 PM

[I don't know the drill. Que es?]

**sleepy jack** · 01-02-2007, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill

Were gonna try this out, I post a word we all write a poem involving that word and then say what we think of eachothers.

Butterscotch

but·ter·scotch

–noun
1. a flavor produced in puddings, frostings, ice cream, etc., by combining brown sugar, vanilla extract, and butter with other ingredients.
2. a hard, brittle taffy made with butter, brown sugar, etc.
3. a golden brown color.
–adjective
4. having the flavor of butterscotch.
5. A syrup, sauce, candy, or flavoring made by melting butter and brown sugar together.
6. A golden or tawny brown.

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Shiz, I need to add the definition for Muffin.

**sleepy jack** · 01-02-2007, 06:36 PM

A Poem For My Best Friend

Shes beautiful, with her hazel eyes and angel hair, she makes me muffins when I wake, but i'd rather see her shining face, and after that we hold hands and walk underneath the golden trees, in falls embrace we fall again for each other, our movements carefully made, we land in each others arms, perfectly coordinated.

Shes beautiful, hazel eyes and angel hair, she makes me muffins when I wake but i'd rather see her shining face.

- E. Smith 01/02/06

oojay · 01-02-2007, 06:38 PM

dude, did you seriously give us the definition of a muffin?

**sleepy jack** · 01-02-2007, 06:38 PM

Yeah, yeah I did.

Crowe · 01-02-2007, 07:04 PM

The word is muffin, eh? I'm gonna have a little twisted fun with this one, as if any of you are surprised. Don't expect a masterpiece, but do a little jig when reading this.

The Truth About the Muffin Man

Do you know the muffin man?
Who lived on Drury Lane?
Surely you've heard of him,
But how about how he got his name?

Last winter on a blustery night,
His neighbors heard a scream!
They sat up with a start,
Perhaps it was a dream?

Another shout ripped through the air,
So they leaned out the window,
You wouldn't believe what they saw,
The neighbour's kitchen alight with flame!

As smoke poured out their window,
They called the men in red.
The siren was screaming down the street,
And they finally pulled up outside.

They knocked down the door,
And guess what they saw,
The man inside was singing,
His family's body parts littered the ground.

He laughed and laughed and,
His face was covered in red.
When they saw what he'd done,
They buried an axe in his head!

His wife and son, well what was left,
Had been cut up with a knife.
They were stuffed inside a muffin tin,
And decorated with blue icing.

Thus I dedicate this song,
To the muffin man,
Because this is what he sang!

Come on down WIFE AND SON,
Don't you know DINNERS DONE?
Come on down WIFE AND SON,
Don't you know we're HAVING FUN! (repeatx2)

Now you know the Muffin Man,
Who lived on Drury Lane,
Surely now whenever you eat a,
Muffin, you'll never look at them the same!

**sleepy jack** · 01-02-2007, 07:07 PM

Crowe, you're disgusting.
Retarded little girls being hit by buses.
Girls named lindsey drowning.
Banging Mrs Clause.
NOW THIS!?

Crowe · 01-02-2007, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill

Crowe, you're disgusting.
Retarded little girls being hit by buses. *HEHE, SHE WAS DEAF*
Girls named lindsey drowning. *WITH HER NEWBOWN CHILD*
Banging Mrs Clause. *WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN RAINE*
NOW THIS!?

HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA FIXED!

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes · 01-02-2007, 09:04 PM

How come oojay gets a big animated avatar?

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01-02-2007, 03:43 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,369	Word Game II: Muffin You all know the drill but instead of Butterscotch were using muffin. Muffin muf·fin –noun 1. an individual cup-shaped quick bread made with wheat flour, cornmeal, or the like, and baked in a pan (muffin pan) containing a series of cuplike forms. 2. A small, cup-shaped quick bread, often sweetened. 3. An English muffin. __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

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01-02-2007, 06:36 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,369	A Poem For My Best Friend Shes beautiful, with her hazel eyes and angel hair, she makes me muffins when I wake, but i'd rather see her shining face, and after that we hold hands and walk underneath the golden trees, in falls embrace we fall again for each other, our movements carefully made, we land in each others arms, perfectly coordinated. Shes beautiful, hazel eyes and angel hair, she makes me muffins when I wake but i'd rather see her shining face. - E. Smith 01/02/06 __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

01-02-2007, 06:38 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,369	Yeah, yeah I did. __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

01-02-2007, 07:04 PM
Crowe Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chicago/St. Louie Posts: 715	The word is muffin, eh? I'm gonna have a little twisted fun with this one, as if any of you are surprised. Don't expect a masterpiece, but do a little jig when reading this. The Truth About the Muffin Man Do you know the muffin man? Who lived on Drury Lane? Surely you've heard of him, But how about how he got his name? Last winter on a blustery night, His neighbors heard a scream! They sat up with a start, Perhaps it was a dream? Another shout ripped through the air, So they leaned out the window, You wouldn't believe what they saw, The neighbour's kitchen alight with flame! As smoke poured out their window, They called the men in red. The siren was screaming down the street, And they finally pulled up outside. They knocked down the door, And guess what they saw, The man inside was singing, His family's body parts littered the ground. He laughed and laughed and, His face was covered in red. When they saw what he'd done, They buried an axe in his head! His wife and son, well what was left, Had been cut up with a knife. They were stuffed inside a muffin tin, And decorated with blue icing. Thus I dedicate this song, To the muffin man, Because this is what he sang! Come on down WIFE AND SON, Don't you know DINNERS DONE? Come on down WIFE AND SON, Don't you know we're HAVING FUN! (repeatx2) Now you know the Muffin Man, Who lived on Drury Lane, Surely now whenever you eat a, Muffin, you'll never look at them the same! __________________ My silly experimental band: www.myspace.com/boyfromthestarsmusic

01-02-2007, 07:07 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,369	Crowe, you're disgusting. Retarded little girls being hit by buses. Girls named lindsey drowning. Banging Mrs Clause. NOW THIS!? __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.