sleepy jack

Everyone knows the drill

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He took my hand said I'll help you boy if you really want to disappear.

DontRunMeOver

20 lines to work my magic, so I'll keep it short and sweet/
Write this quick sharp and then go get something to eat/
Now Ethan, Ethan just got dumped by some bird/
She scraped him off her back like you scrape a shoe clean of a turd/
Any normal guy would use this as an excuse to get some rebound action going/
But I bet the little bitch is at home crying and writing poems/
He doesn't realise it was the incessant poetry that drove that chick away/
How can a girl be happy when she thinks her boyfriend's gay?/
When they can't spend each evening just rutting until they're sore/
Because he's full of shit like "My fingers so timid, asking for love but scared to touch you, I watch you in awe."/
If you're so in love with nature and the sky, why don't you just go fuck a cloud/
Or screw a sheep cos they look similar, I'm sure Moley could help you out/
Two thirds of a rap done, I guess this is the point where I'm meant to shout about how hot I am at lyricising/
But what's the point? I trust the reader's intelligence, they've already realised I'm great, so to make it more explicit would be patronising/
Now this is the time when I realise what a **** Oojay's been/
For thinking that a rap battle should be twenty lines instead of sixteen/
So I'll cut it one short just to break the law and to show how I disagree/
Now I've taken the time to display my skills, you can see I was lucky to be blessed with the most.
It's Ethan's turn, while I get some food. I'm gonna have cheese on toast/

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sleepy jack

OHHHSNAP.

/puts gloves on.

I should have done it by monday, I won't start working now because of homework <.<

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I dyed my hair in a motel void met the coroner at the Dreamgate Frontier,
He took my hand said I'll help you boy if you really want to disappear.

DontRunMeOver

The money goes where the mouth is, if rap battles are meant to be all about insults then they should be personal and I stick to my guns.

Come on, I want some personal insults in your one too!

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sleepy jack

I will.
Your british so I should be able to come up with a lot.

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He took my hand said I'll help you boy if you really want to disappear.

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes

Awwwwww sheeeeatttt! It's getting kerrrrazzzyyy uupp iiiinnn heeeeeeeaaaaa!

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I said: I'm fucking the Prime Minister Of Spain.

DontRunMeOver

Well, that would depend on whether that aspect of the stereotype or whatever you'll link with Britain actually applies to me, wouldn't it. I mean, I didn't personally fight in the American War of Independence, I didn't personally send troops into Iraq like Bush's little girlfriend Blair did etc. etc.

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sleepy jack

...<.<

But what condition are your teeth in?

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I dyed my hair in a motel void met the coroner at the Dreamgate Frontier,
He took my hand said I'll help you boy if you really want to disappear.

skindredluver

How can people vote when they havent even heard both of your guys raps?

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Let them live in the stillness and know the flame. They will loose all and give all..

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to look at but not so bright

Coffee, chocolate and men, some things are just better rich

DontRunMeOver

No fillings, tooth decay or yellow staining. No major gaps or cracks. Not perfectly straight, just your standard healthy un-orthodontised teeth.

The most you could do would probably be along the lines of "you have couple of teeth that aren't perfectly straight and have a small overbite", so not really piledriving material.

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