Haiku Contest (dance, Kiss, titles)

atthedayofwhales · 05-07-2007, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A_Perfect_Sonnet

Three and two and three...
You don't even know what a
Haiku is, do you?

Oh, damn that was cold; icy
*puts on a jacket*

DontRunMeOver · 05-08-2007, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A_Perfect_Sonnet

Imitation is...
The most sincere form of you
Suckin' my dick, lawlz.

Ah, So What Comes Out Of Our Mouths Is Only What Ben Put In
If so, when you talk
Do you bleat like goats or sheep?
They best know your meat.

(Yeah, bestial Haiku battle!)

A_Perfect_Sonnet · 05-08-2007, 08:49 AM

At least my country
Doesn't have to import close
To all of its food.

DontRunMeOver · 05-08-2007, 11:02 AM

That's obvious from
Your rapidly expanding
Waistlines. M I RITE?

**right-track** · 05-08-2007, 11:13 AM

^
hahahahaha,
hohohohohohoho,
lol, I laughed out loud.

A_Perfect_Sonnet · 05-08-2007, 01:08 PM

I do not condone
The obese, in fact it's more
Obscene than ever.

enemyat_thesix · 05-08-2007, 10:23 PM

wow these forums are worthless

Alexander the Grape · 05-10-2007, 04:51 PM

I can't write poetry at all, and certainly not haikus, but here's something that popped into my head this morning when I was still half asleep.

The WTO’s Plot to Propagate and Distribute Mass Propaganda in Order to Deceive the Masses into Supporting their Agenda of Murder, Unilateralism, and Plutocracy
Business men sit
Like crooked golden teeth in
A decaying mouth

**sleepy jack** · 05-10-2007, 05:05 PM

This thread should really just be the haiku thread now.

**right-track** · 05-10-2007, 05:31 PM

^ That was off topic,
you have to speak like daleks,
when you post in here.

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05-08-2007, 08:49 AM
A_Perfect_Sonnet Dinosaurus Rex!!! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Winchester, VA Posts: 892	At least my country Doesn't have to import close To all of its food.

05-08-2007, 11:13 AM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,191	^ hahahahaha, hohohohohohoho, lol, I laughed out loud. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

05-08-2007, 01:08 PM
A_Perfect_Sonnet Dinosaurus Rex!!! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Winchester, VA Posts: 892	I do not condone The obese, in fact it's more Obscene than ever.

05-10-2007, 04:51 PM
Alexander the Grape Un****withable Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Wyoming Posts: 172	I can't write poetry at all, and certainly not haikus, but here's something that popped into my head this morning when I was still half asleep. The WTO’s Plot to Propagate and Distribute Mass Propaganda in Order to Deceive the Masses into Supporting their Agenda of Murder, Unilateralism, and Plutocracy Business men sit Like crooked golden teeth in A decaying mouth

05-10-2007, 05:05 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,311	This thread should really just be the haiku thread now. __________________ You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday.

05-10-2007, 05:31 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,191	^ That was off topic, you have to speak like daleks, when you post in here. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.