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Old 08-19-2007, 03:14 PM  
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Default Prince Duckabush and the Mighty Dragon

I wrote this in like five minutes and decided to post this because I don't know.

Prince Duckabush and the Mighty Dragon
To Ace and Shannon, the midget duck.

Once upon a time on a dark dark night. A duckling was wandering through the woods and to his horror, he heard footsteps behind him and when he turned around to see who it was. He saw following him a beast he'd never even dared to dream up in his darkest nightmares, on those stormy nights where even comforting arms around your shoulders can't seem to keep away the terror. The mighty and terrible dragon that seemed so omnipotent, and so ubiquitous in that single abominable moment, swallowed him up without a single bite.

Now Prince Duckabush was a brave prince, and though his father, the Great King Duckabush (the first) was a coward who sent other people to do his dirty work. Prince Duckabush was a much different duck. When he discovered there was a dragon loose in the woods who took down a poor little duckling. He gathered up his sword and shield and headed into the dark woods to face this horror that was terrorizing his ducks.

Soon Prince Duckabush was wandering through the woods quietly, and this was just not working for him. So he hid his shield and sword in his feathers and wandered about loudly pretending to be so scared. When he was confronted by this nameless dragon, he threw up his shield just in time to dodge the flames and then he started flapping his mighty wings sending the fire to the dragons eyes. The dragon now blind was then screaming in terror and Prince Duckabush did not waste a moment, he whipped up his sword and cut open the dragons belly to rescue the poor duckling, who would grow up to become a mighty wizard, but that is a tale for another time.
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Old 08-19-2007, 03:20 PM  
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Brilliant!!!
......now tell the one about the wizard =|
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Gee. Send it to Disney, they might like it...
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Old 08-19-2007, 03:43 PM  
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Oscar the Duck Wizard and the Ducks From Across the Pond
To Oscar Wilde

Oscar was treading lightly, for she was near, the witch from the otherside of the pond. Now for a long time the ducks of Duckabush and the ducks, simply known as the ducks from across the pond lived in harmony, well not quite harmony they simply pretended the other didn't exist and didn't go across the pond. But lately the ducks from across the pond had been getting, well a bit too adventurous so Oscar was going to walk gently and lightly for it was said the witch from across the pond could hear the daises grow. Oscar planned to try and sneak up on her, spook her and discuss matters with her and what was going on.

Now Oscar never did find her, for she found him. It is said a wizard can survive anything but magic, and luckily she didn't use magic she simply beat him over the head and dragged him to the other side of the pond.

Oscar awoke to find himself in a cage, it was dark at the time which brought him back to a childhood memory of being inside the belly of a dragon which was a blessing in disguise for it gifted him with magical powers. Now the lights finally came on and he found himself in a degradingly skimpy outfit with a sign above his cage that said "PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT THE DANCER. HE IS DOING HIS BEST", he was then subjected to dancing for a thousand years, the lifespan of a wizard duck.

Now Oscar was in there for a long time, and the ducks of Duckabush when discovering his position had tried to break him out but never succeeded. Oscar began to regret trying to deal with the problem by himself, just as Oscar was about to commit ducky suicide, something he vowed to never do in the dragons belly, not even in his darkest hour Prince Duckabush himself came through and broke him out, something he hadn't done before because he'd been out touring other ponds and visiting various kingdoms. Oscar when back on the otherside of the pond safe in his study had decided all his desire and aspirations to be famous were pointless, he was notorious and that was good enough for him. So for now he'd just sit down and contemplate the good in life.
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w00t!!!!!!
Better than Lemony Snickett on a good day!!!
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