Oscar the Duck Wizard and the Ducks From Across the Pond
To Oscar Wilde
Oscar was treading lightly, for she was near, the witch from the otherside of the pond. Now for a long time the ducks of Duckabush and the ducks, simply known as the ducks from across the pond lived in harmony, well not quite harmony they simply pretended the other didn't exist and didn't go across the pond. But lately the ducks from across the pond had been getting, well a bit too adventurous so Oscar was going to walk gently and lightly for it was said the witch from across the pond could hear the daises grow. Oscar planned to try and sneak up on her, spook her and discuss matters with her and what was going on.
Now Oscar never did find her, for she found him. It is said a wizard can survive anything but magic, and luckily she didn't use magic she simply beat him over the head and dragged him to the other side of the pond.
Oscar awoke to find himself in a cage, it was dark at the time which brought him back to a childhood memory of being inside the belly of a dragon which was a blessing in disguise for it gifted him with magical powers. Now the lights finally came on and he found himself in a degradingly skimpy outfit with a sign above his cage that said "PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT THE DANCER. HE IS DOING HIS BEST", he was then subjected to dancing for a thousand years, the lifespan of a wizard duck.
Now Oscar was in there for a long time, and the ducks of Duckabush when discovering his position had tried to break him out but never succeeded. Oscar began to regret trying to deal with the problem by himself, just as Oscar was about to commit ducky suicide, something he vowed to never do in the dragons belly, not even in his darkest hour Prince Duckabush himself came through and broke him out, something he hadn't done before because he'd been out touring other ponds and visiting various kingdoms. Oscar when back on the otherside of the pond safe in his study had decided all his desire and aspirations to be famous were pointless, he was notorious and that was good enough for him. So for now he'd just sit down and contemplate the good in life.
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I'm not blind, I believe in you.
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